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VICKI *SWAN

I am here for Friends

About Me

My name is Ebony i work at blockbuster*pelvic thrust* im called a bitch daily either by a friend or a customer either way their riight I LOVE the very few real friends i have even tho i fuck up sometimes i have a boyfriend who i love to death im that person who never let's you over in traffic and ummm yeah i have a big fat crush on this manZAC FUCKING EFRON!!! screw you he made a damn hot link larkin in hairspary....
..Im a super cute cartoon!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i met king buzzo outside of exit/in shortly before i was kicked out for underage drinking.....mindless self infuckingdulgence!!!! sep 9th dammit HELLBOY MODEST MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!Shane from the lword *MEOW*DETHKLOKCHRISTAN BALE GERALD BUTLER PLEASE....300 BEST MOVIE EVER!!!TURBONEGROmike pattonTHE most beautiful woman to walk this earth BETTIE MAE PAGE TEENY LITTLE SUPER GUY...DUH i wanna see this bitch shuffle out of my cabinet and dance his paper ass off....shin chan!!! he can show me how to properly shake my umm pat pat?!?!The monster & his mate

Music:


Movies:

300!!!Across the universe 3

Television:

kids in the hall...

My Blog

*Losing all touch...losing all touch building a desert*

I HAVE SOME HARD TIME SAYING WHAT I MEAN I CAN NEVER SPEAK FREELY ON MY FEELINGS THIS HAS GOTTEN ME INTO ALOT OF TROUBLEITS RUINED RELATIONSHIPS AND FRIENDSHIPSEVER HAD SOMETHING TO SAY SOOOO BAD BUT ...
Posted by VICKI *SWAN on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:05:00 PST

*Suprise Nigga!!!*

Someone left a beer bottle full of piss on the floor at work tonight with a note on it that read"LET THIS BE A LESSON BITCHES!!!"umm whoa time for mama to get a new job riiiight?My feet stink speaking...
Posted by VICKI *SWAN on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 12:25:00 PST

*stripped down to my scandinavian Leather * nat<3

MY WHOLE FREAKIN BODY IS  SORE...IM OFF TODAY WITH NOTHING TO DONAP TIME ...
Posted by VICKI *SWAN on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:45:00 PST

heardistantgrostrongermakw <3

I GUESS ITS TRUE....DON'T ASK IM GOING TO BED ...
Posted by VICKI *SWAN on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:35:00 PST

*slow hand*

HE MAKES MY HEART SMILE :) I HAVEN'T FELT THIS WAY FOR SOMEONE IN A LONG WHILE HE MAKES ME WANNA DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH MYSELF HE MAKES ME MAD HE MAKES ME SUPER HAPPY HE'S PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS ON MY ...
Posted by VICKI *SWAN on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:43:00 PST

*me him and fuck you*

NUFF SAID
Posted by VICKI *SWAN on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:17:00 PST

She said...how would you like some crazy we're full of that...

NO THANKS CAUSE WE'RE FULL I NEED TO...HAVE TO...WANT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF INGLEWOOD FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS PLEASE TOO MUCH DRAMA FROM THESE SOOO CALLED GROWN-UPS COME ON PEOPLE GET IT TOGETHER PLEAS...
Posted by VICKI *SWAN on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:00:00 PST

*Do i lust for you? Do i love you? am i a sinner because i do the two?

I LOVE HIM IM CRAZY  GRINDHOUSE WAS PRETTY ALRIGHT PLANET TERROR ROCKED DEATH PROOF NOT SO MUCH ...
Posted by VICKI *SWAN on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:21:00 PST

im touching on the candy...

HIGHLIGHT OF MY NIGHT   guy: you been working out? me: *looks down at beer belly and thunder thighs* ummm no guy: damn your looking thick today guy: how many kids you got? me: ummm ZERO!!!! guy: ...
Posted by VICKI *SWAN on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:35:00 PST

sucker free sunday

LAST NIGHT I HAD A KINDA STUPID CONVERSATION WITH THIS CRAZY GUY ON THE PHONE AT WORK WENT A LITTLE LIKE THIS ME:BLOCKBUSTER INGLEWOOD THIS IS EBONY HOW MAY I HELP YOU? GUY: UMMM YEAH DO YOU HAVE THE ...
Posted by VICKI *SWAN on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:57:00 PST