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COUNT OBULA

I VAAANT TO HUMP YOUR LEG!

About Me

I'm a road dog, i've toured all over north america. And everywhere i go i get pretty much the same reaction from bitches- they LOVE me. Lets face it- even YOU love me. I might let your dog hang out with me, but- they'll never be as cool as me. I enjoy playing with my ducky- i like anything made of rubber actually, i also have a whale-y and a fish-y and a super fresh pirate ducky. I like toys that are long and floppy so that i can put them in my mouth and hit folks with them- bitches think i'm playin' but really i'm just lettin' 'em know who's in charge. Don't let my size fool you. I will HUMP the SHIT out of you. I've got all the moves, i'll even bite your knee so you'll move your leg to just the right position and then BLAM! Oh you'll know what hit you- a storm baby, a storm of my loooove. I'm super manly too. I snore like a trucker. But i pretty much live my life for treats......so if you got some you're totally welcome here. So as i said "bitches love me" that pretty much sums it up- but you know what? I LOVE YOU TOO BITCHES!

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Member Since: 1/24/2006
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A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? im a lover
What is your name? oboe
What other nicknames do you have? Sneezy Mc Farts a lot, bo-fresh, flambe, obalisk, belfry, snack master, the 'face', opium, adobo
What is your favorite treat? greenies!
What would your owner describe you as? her baby boy
What is the funniest thing you have done? i got drunk and fell in the pool
What is the bravest thing you have done? when i conquered my fear of stairs
Yes or No
Are you neutered? yes
Are you a social animal? hells ya
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? who me?
Are you friendly? yep
Are you overweight? slim an trim bredren, slim and trim
Do you like warm milk? ?
Do you eat cheese? cheese cheese cheese oh god i loooove cheese!
Do you live with other animals? i have a cat named joopi
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? i like it all
Do you like to exercise? for about 3 mins
Do you like car rides? looove them
Do you get into stuff? not really
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? i love everybody
Do you like to swim? hells NOOOOO!
Do you chase laser pen dots? oh please...not unless theres a snack attached
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? i love everybody....mommy

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My Blog

MR. WINKLE WHO?

PLEASE! Tried to bite my whole style! but you know who the real deal is dont you? I wouldn't let mr. winkle lick my balls if you gave me all the snausages in the world. See, me an' winkle used to k...
Posted by COUNT OBULA on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 04:20:00 PST