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Cartman AKA PimPDaWg

rub my belly...yeah, that's it, right there

About Me

My sisters:
Zoie
Kahlua,
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Coolest Pekingese You'll Ever Meet
What is your name? Cartman Killed Kenny
What other nicknames do you have? Mr. Buddy, Cartmeiser, Shitbird, Poopeater, Mr. Cartman
What is your favorite treat? My Poop
What would your owner describe you as? Spoiled Rotten, Adorable, Funny, Best Dog Ever
What is the funniest thing you have done? Dug a hole in the muddy back yard with my face. I thought it was hilarious, mom wasn't amused.
What is the bravest thing you have done? Got out front one day and ran down the street to show mom how I'm a big boy and can walk down the street alone. She ran after me and bribed me back home with a treat and again, wasn't amused.
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yes
Are you a social animal? Yes
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Fo Sho
Are you friendly? Most of the time, but if there's a fence between me and a 100 pound rottie, I'm freakin vicious!!!
Are you overweight? Nope.
Do you like warm milk? Nope.
Do you eat cheese? Yep.
Do you live with other animals? Yep, my two bitches Zoie and Kahlua.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Inside, outside messes up my 'do too much.
Do you like to exercise? Short legs, don't make it far on walks.
Do you like car rides? Eh, depends. Top off the Jeep messes the 'do.
Do you get into stuff? Not really.
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Love em both. Mommy more.
Do you like to swim? Eh, got my own life jacket. Spent a weekend on the boat at Dale Hollow. Not all that thrilled about the swimmin part.
Do you chase laser pen dots? Never given the opportunity. My bitch Zoie goes crazy over them.
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Both, and my brother Eric, but Mommy most.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

This cat cracks me up!

Movies:

Lassie, All Dogs Go To Heaven (I hope), Benji, Beethoven, 101 Dalmations, The Adventures of Milo and Otis, As Good as it Gets, Turner and Hooch, Cujo, Dr. Doolittle, The Fox and the Hound, Homeward Bound, Lady and the Tramp, Oliver and Company, Old Yeller

Books:

Hard to turn pages w/o opposable thumbs.

Heroes:

My Mama, My Daddy, My Brother

My Blog

Diaries

A dog's diary vs. a cat's diary.A dog's diary:7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!2 pm - ...
Posted by Cartman AKA PimPDaWg on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:37:00 PST

Back Online...

last weekend I was laying by the tv and all of the sudden i heard this huge pop come from it and a spark went flying!  it scared the shit out of me and zoie and kahlua... and then dad got really ...
Posted by Cartman AKA PimPDaWg on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:42:00 PST

Tagged....

So the rules are, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. In the end you need to list 6 other people to tag and list their names. Don't forget to le...
Posted by Cartman AKA PimPDaWg on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 07:51:00 PST

Why Mom won't let me use the computer....

Top Ten Reasons... #10.  He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.  #9.  SIT  and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE areout  of the question. #8.  Saliv...
Posted by Cartman AKA PimPDaWg on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:42:00 PST

My Pet Peeves

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then...
Posted by Cartman AKA PimPDaWg on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:51:00 PST