I love long walks on the beach, holding paws, and dragging my balls on the carpet after a good shave. I'm kind of a romantic, I also kind of smell..all the time.
I only trust anyone as far as I can throw them. Please don't call me 'cute' or 'fat' because I am an intensely feirce motherfucker. Comments about me looking like an Ewok are completely acceptable.
All I ask is this: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
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adopt your own virtual pet!
gotta have friends...
