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j.

Cynical Nihilism & Misanthropy Est. 1971.

About Me


"poor li'l rockstar"

You should click on that link up there and buy a copy of my record.
Go ahead. I'll wait
The Official Lies:
Listening to poor li'l rockstar it's hard to believe that j. englishman was once just another awkward teenager growing up in rural Ontario . Born in Kingston and raised in various Southern Ontario towns, including Walkerton (Yes that Walkerton!) , j. was bound to develop into a restless teenager. Piano lessons might've been good training (he took ' em when he was 7), but what j. really wanted was a guitar, and when he was 14 his wish came true. His mom presented him with a shiny new Sunburst Lero for his birthday and he immediately set his goals higher. A year later, after saving up the c ash from mowing innumerable lawns, he traded in his birthday gift and purchased a 1963 Fender Duo-Sonic. (The guitar affectionately known as "Baby" is still in his collection.)

By the time he was 16 Rotary Club dances and bars around Grey and Bruce counties were soon haunted by j.'s project, The Bentley Society. But their growing fame came to a sudden end when j. packed up his guitar and left for the big city of Toronto .

j.'s small town days ended when he was 18. Not one full week passed in Toronto before he was arrested for busking in the subway without a license. The experience fueled his late-teen angst and inspired him to form Free And Easy, a rock band that played all originals.

Soon the day-to-day anxiety of poorly paying jobs got to him and the music got angrier. J.F. Wylde was a metal band so heavy that the Skid Row comparisons seemed gentle. For three years they cranked their amps louder, until it all ended with a sold out farewell show at the legendary Gasworks.

Breaking up is hard to do, and j. handled it like any good musician; he started playing country songs on an acoustic guitar. When he couldn't find a hat that fit right, he decided to take control of his fate and go to university. He studied Humanities at Ryerson, and pursued his interest in the theatre while working at a costume shop. He'd acted before, culminating with a small speaking part in a 1988 episode of Degrassi Junior High, but had given it up to pursue music.

It didn't take long for music to regain the top spot in j.'s heart. In 1996 he started work on a one-man electronic industrial rock band under the name Tomorrow The World. I figured that by having a band name, if it didnt work out, I could blame someone else he says.

Things did work out.

It took a year to get the songs together to create the Manic Obsessive EP, but 500 numbered copies were printed, and one ended up in the hands of influential manager Bob Luhtala (I Mother Earth, Glueleg , Edwin). Under Bob's watchful eye j. stepped forward from TTW so that his talent could grow in new directions. He put together a live band and started showcasing. j.'s talent was undeniable and in March 1999 j. englishman , solo artist, was signed to Warner Music Canada .

Released in March of 2000, j.s major label debut poor lil rockstar was co-produced by j. & Dave Hodge, and has yielded four singles and three videos including the top 10 hit, more. j . received a 2001 Juno Award nomination for best new solo artist, and in March of that year the Canadian Association of Broadcasters presented j. with the Canadian Radio Music Award for best new solo artist rock/alternative. In 2002, at the invitation of the Canadian Olympic Association, he appeared at the Salt Lake City Winter Olympics with a backing band that consisted of members of his Warner label mates the Bare Naked Ladies and Staggered Crossing.

j . is currently hard at work abusing his liver under a bench in the back room of the Bovine Sex Club . Over the past year he has lent his talents as a guitarist (both touring and in session) to a number of projects including Sony recording artist Barlow and to his sister, Reprise artist Esthero . Petit Mort, an independent short film in which he stars, premiered at the Toronto International Short Film Festival and is now in rotation on The Movie Network.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/7/2005
Band Members: j. englishman - Vox, guitars, bass, keys, programming, general neurosis and majority of the blame.
Others guilty of contibuting to my deliquency or aiding and abetting in studio or concert:
Randy Cooke - Drums
Andrew "Chowder" Charters - Bass
Christian Collingham - Guitar
Matt DeMateo - Drums
Tony DiDonato - Keys
Steve Goode - Keys
Ian Goodhue - Bass
Mark Johnson - Bass
Mike K. - Guitar
Lonny Knapp - Guitar
Jason Kralka - Bass
Ryan McCaffrey - Drums
Tom McDonald - Guitar
Jessica-tastrophe Mercel - Piano
Lawrence "Jr High" Panzini - Drums
Dave "Peaches" Peters - Drums
"Mighty Mighty" Joe "Le Grande" Philips - Guitar
Kevin Quain - Squeeze box
Collin Robinson - Drums
Kevin "Toad" Saulnier - Keys
Kurt Swinghammer - Guitar
Nigel Walker - Bass
Leo Valvasoi - Bass
Steve Webster - Bass

Type of Label: None

My Blog

Rabo Karabekian Was Here

In the CD tray of my album I reprinted the following: Tremendous concentrations of paper wealth have made it possible for a few persons or institutions to endow certain sorts of human playfulness w...
Posted by j. on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:51:00 PST

An Ode to Spring!

Hurray! Hurray!It's equinox day!Outdoor sexStarts today!
Posted by j. on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:31:00 PST

Open Mouth, Insert Laptop

Every now and then I do something so wonderfully, brilliantly, tragically ridiculous that these moments have come to be known as "pulling an Englishman".  (See: telling the Biker Doorman in Saska...
Posted by j. on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:08:00 PST

What now?

no dream = no hope = no future
Posted by j. on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:55:00 PST

Abused - Director's Cut.

The video that Much wouldn't play..... Their objections?The gag. The slap. The hair pull. The handcuffsThe milk. The head sit. The duct tape. The biting of the duct tape. The lick. And, of course, the...
Posted by j. on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 05:33:00 PST

Stupid Survey Thing, but I'm Bored

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Johnny RockstarBirthday:The darkest day of the yearBirthplace:Kingston, ON, CanadaCurrent Location:The center of my own little universeEye Color:BrownHair Color...
Posted by j. on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:44:00 PST

Oh Yeah, Baby.

..>Your Pornstar Name is:J.J. AssgrabberTake this quiz at QuizUniverse.com..> ..>Jason Englishman --[adjective]:100% kinky'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at http://www.quizuni...
Posted by j. on Tue, 02 May 2006 03:21:00 PST