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Chasing squirrels, plastic bags... Whatever. I'm an avid barker, and sometimes, SOMETIMES, my bark is bigger than my bite, but don't push a bitch...I love to play with my family, I have all types of toys, but my favorites are my balls. I love to play fetch, but my way... the only person I bring the ball back to is my Mommy (and she's not happy about that). Everyone else has to chase me for it...lol
I love to let loose on an open field. My mommy wants to put me into agility training. My legs are long and strong, and I have hops for days...I also love riding in the car with my head out of the window, making funny faces and growling at people. We walk alot too! I love to walk and mommy loves it cuz it tuckers me out.
Anything my homies want to do, I'm pretty much down for...
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I'd like to meet:
Hooch from Turner & Hooch, so I can learn how to hold somebody by the neck if I really don't like 'em. Eddie from Frasier, he's funny and cool; Max from the Mask, He was a wild boy...lol. Murray from Mad About You; Oboe, Esthero's Baby, he's pimpin come from pimpin! Snoopy aka Joe Cool and of course, The Dog Whisperer... he's given my mommy some great tips on how to smooth over my wild side... (I'm still crazy though ;op) and Any other cool dogs, and furry friends out there like me that just love to have a good time...
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? The most beautiful labmatian you've ever seen!
What is your name? Shelby
What other nicknames do you have? Baby, Diva, Cutie Patootie, Shelbeans, and my uncle likes to call me Shelby Kinkels-Heimer
What is your favorite treat? My bone stuffed with frozen peanut butter...Yummy!
What would your owner describe you as? Her big sweet baby!
What is the funniest thing you have done? I bark if someone passes gas - Mind your manners!
What is the bravest thing you have done? I once jumped out of the truck window while my mommy was parking, cuz I wanted to come with her. I got in ALOT of trouble for that one!
Yes or No
Are you neutered? No, and I just had my first heat a couple of months ago, longest 3 weeks ever!
Are you a social animal? Yes, as long as my mommy's cool with you.
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? I dunno what you're talking about (Batting eyes sweetly)
Are you friendly? When I wanna be
Are you overweight? Nope, Slim and Trim
Do you like warm milk? Never had any... Hmmm maybe I'll make a request...
Do you eat cheese? I eat EVERYTHING...
Do you live with other animals? Yes, my homie Stormy, and my gangsta chick Cocoa (They're Rabbits) I help my mommy take care of them.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? I like being wherever my mommy is...
Do you like to exercise? Love to... I burst out like a cannon and run around til I'm good and out of breath!
Do you like car rides? Love them!
Do you get into stuff? Huh?... I dunno what you're talking about...(Shut-up, you're gonna get me in trouble!)
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? I only have/need my mommy.
Do you like to swim? You'd think I should with these webbed paws, but I'm still kind of scared of the water...
Do you chase laser pen dots? Don't have any, but if I did, I'd chase 'em!
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? I Luv, Luv, Love my Mommy!!!
Music:
My mommy listens to all types of music, so I'm growing to wag my tail to any beat. I like to prance around while she's dancing. And sometimes I get my paws on her waste and dance with her too... It's Fun!
Books:
I'm talented, but DAMN I'm a DOG...
Heroes:
Wonder Dog... but I want a Pink cape instead...
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