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Choppa Style

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About Me

Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor. Today, I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity!There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.Today, I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around her feet as she was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe..... for now....

My Interests

Dust bunnies, socks, straws, poprocks, bottle caps, boxes, spending long periods of time covering my poop.

I'd like to meet:

A nice feminine feline or a tough tomcat who doesn't mind the fact that I'm missing my balls. I can still be a stud.

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Music:

I like to Rock Out with AC/DC and then chill with Sarah Mclachlan.

Movies:

I watch whatever my moms do cuz i cant work the clicker. (i dont have thumbs)

Heroes:

THUNDERCATS ROCK!!!

My Blog

ITS SOOOO HOT

Ok look,  when i was a baby it was cold outside.  Then it got all wet for along time.  I was worried that as I got older things would just get worse.  Then a few weeks ago outside ...
Posted by Choppa Style on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 05:27:00 PST

YOU'RE MY BOY BINX

I am so happy.  My bestboy is now on myspace.  Binxyboy You Rock! We have such great times.  eating grass, chasing flies, drinking coffee at the Bux.    YOU'RE MY BOY BINX...
Posted by Choppa Style on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 11:24:00 PST

old hag

Every time I try to be her friend, she hisses and yowls at me! I can't even understand what she says. She just grumbles. It would be nice to be her friend and be able to hang out, maybe cuddle a littl...
Posted by Choppa Style on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 08:35:00 PST

my balls

Today while grooming I went to lick my balls and realized they were gone.
Posted by Choppa Style on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:45:00 PST