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Benedict Arnold

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About Me

..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5Hello there My name is Benedict, Benedict Arnold. You may recognize my name from the saying now. When you use my name in a sentence you may either speaking about me or calling someone a traitor. You may ask "DO you not like being called a traitor?" Well I don't actually like it, but it is a burden I have to bear.Now ignore what it says about my birthdate I was not born in 1906 I was born on January 14, 1741. I am most known for the my alledged plot to surrender an American Fort to the British at West Point New York during the Revolutionary War. People say I had decided to commit my act of treason because the Continental Congresshad allid themselves with French, who I had suffered a bitter defeat against in the French and Indian War. Before this I had been a very succesful general with wins at the Battle of Ticonderoga in 1775 and the Battle of Saratoga in 1777.Well you're probably wondering what my early life was like well I was born in Norwich Connecticut. I was born Benedict Arnold V. I was the secound of sixth children and my parents were named Benedict Arnold III and Hannah Waterman King. My brother was also named Benedict. This is why I was Arnold the V, but my brother died of Yellow Fever. In fact most of my siblings died. Only my sister Hannah and I reached adulthood.My family was pretty well-off until my father Benedict the III made some bad buisness deals, which drove us into debt. When I was 14 years old I had to withdraw from school cause of the cost. Soon my father turned to alchohol abuse and he fell ill and he couldn't train me so I could get a job in my families' mercantile buisness.When I was 15 I decided I had had enough and I ran away and enlisted in the Connecticut militia, which marched to Canada to fight in the French and Indian War. Some people say that I didn't actually serve in the army and that my mother got me discharged because of my young age. I can't believe people would make up such horrible rumors about my life.When I was 18 my mother passed away. It cut me terribly. I started to take care of my still ill father and my younger sister Hannah. Two years after the death of my mother my father passed on too. After my father's death I vowed to bring my families name back to the high up status it once had."Why did I make this myspace?" you ask. The reson behind this is to clear up the circulating rumors about my life and make it clear that I was no traitor. I didn't want to surrender. I just suffered a loss on a huge military mistake on my part. I knew people would never believe me, so I had to flee and the only place I could go was England. They knew I didn't mean to make a mistake. They were rubbing my mistake in my face by letting me live there unharmed. The ultimate humiliation.Later in life I discovered that I didn't need the Americans. I decided just set my loyalties to Britian and spend the rest of life there without complaints.For the last few years I have been looking for a mate as intelligent as me and so far my search has been unsuccesful and i believe that I will my find my counter part Soon! I need a girl that understands how to treat a man this is what i need! Whoa I almost broke out into song there. That was a close one! I just want someone that would love me respect me and help give me my medication. DAMN that stuff is wack i mean wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooeyyyyyyyyy aiight peace out ladies Benedict is going to take a long ass nap yeah dawg!.. make
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My Interests

Pretending I'm an American, being a traitor, Being a traitor while pretending to be an American

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I'd like to meet:

Winston Churchhill, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Austin Powers, Tony Blair, J.K. Rowling, George Harrison, John Lennon, and anyone that has ever lived in the United Kingdom
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Name: Benedict Arnold
Birthday: January 14, 1741
Birthplace: Norwich, Connecticut
Current Location: Manchester England
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: White
Height: Average Height
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Burgenstocks
Your Weakness: Wars or Grandeose Proposals
Your Fears: Americans
Your Perfect Pizza: Shoe Leather with babies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get married or go to third with someone
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You are such a Benedict Arnold
Thoughts First Waking Up: Mom, Please a few more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: my blushing vagina
Your Bedtime: 9:00 P.M.
Your Most Missed Memory: Ticonderoga
Pepsi or Coke: Pumpkin Juice
MacDonalds or Burger King: Benedict's
Single or Group Dates: either one works for me
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Most definently Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Benedict's
Do you Smoke: a pack a day
Do you Swear: When I'm angry
Do you Sing: I tend to sing an odd tune now and then
Do you Shower Daily: Fuck no well i sometimes like to shower in the urine of my enemies
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: only british colleges nigga
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: nope
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my mother and my father
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Sometimes I can eat a lot
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Well if call getting it on with my neighbor a date then yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: If you call being turned down in ed being dumped then yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: If you call having sex in a pool skinny dipping then yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yup
Ever been called a Tease: yeah george washington calls me a tease every time after i give him blue balls purposely. The bastard!
Ever been Beaten up: Yup
Ever Shoplifted: Yup
How do you want to Die: Peacefully while going to third
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a traitor or a pornstar
What country would you most like to Visit: Indonesia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Crimson Red
Favourite Hair Color: Crimson yellow
Short or Long Hair: this is of no importance to me. As long as they are will to massage my testiscles.
Height: about 5'9 or penis level nigga
Weight: about 210 or as long as butt is big enough to accommodate my 3 foot penis
Best Clothing Style: I like primitive looking girls like eskimo wear
Number of Drugs I have taken: a few now and then
Number of CDs I own: I have no babies
Number of Piercings: one in my ear one in my finger one in my cunt and both my testiles have about 61 each
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few

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Music:

The Beatles, The Sex Pistols, and any other British band. I've also started to get into some rap, such as Immortal Technique Eminem, The Streets, Notorious B.I.G, 50 Cent, The Game, and some Reggae such as Bob Marley and the Wailers, Damien Marley, Sean Paul.

Movies:

Movies are of no importance to me

Television:

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Books:

All Six Harry Potters

Heroes:

Winston Churchhill, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Austin Powers, Tony Blair, J.K. Rowling, George Harrison, John Lennon, and anyone that has ever lived in the United Kingdom