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Kristian Fjellstad

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About Me

If nature abhors a vacuum, then why has she installed such an abundance of it between the ears of a staggeringly high percentage of the population?Ah, BIO....... Now: All in due time. I will, at some point, take the time to bore you all with tall tales of the dreary journey from a tiny island in Norway, via the subways, streets, pubs, clubs and concert-halls of Paris, London, Athens, Oslo, Copenhagen, Barcelona, Austin, LA etc. to the debaucherous circus i now call my life. Until then: I'm not saying I've been everywhere and have done everything. But I have! ;-)Also: No fucking way am I going to succumb to the awfully predictable standard "Kristian's unique voice and songwriting has touched the hearts and minds of........ Bla bla blah! Love me! Love me and buy my stuff" bio. I'm here as a person, not a franchise. If you want to buy my albums or a t-shirt with my face on it or a g-string with my logo on it, I'll trust people to find it all somewhere else if they only apply themselves a bit. I need a drink. C ya.Kristian

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/21/2006
Band Website: htttp://kristianfjellstad.com/(Down at the mo)
Band Members: Waddaya mean "members" - plural? I'm quite content mith my one MEMBER, thankyouverymuch, as are others...............
Influences: Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, The Band, Shane MacGowan, Johnnie Walker, The Stones, Ryan Adams, Seinfeld reruns, Jethro Tull, Gore Vidal, Bob Marley, The Kinks, The Levellers, Martin Amis, Winnie The Pooh, Elvis, Robert Johnson, Leonard Cohen, Joni Mitchell, The Clash, T&A, "J's, A, C, & E's", Thin White Lines In The WC's, Julian The Apostate, Howlin' Wolf, Emmylou Harris, U2, Bo Diddley, Martin Scorcese, Hunter S Thompson, Jimi Hendrix, Creedence, Dylan Thomas, Manu Chao, Chet Baker, Ben Harper, Otis Redding, Radiohead, Chuck Berry, Ulf Lundell, Jack Kerouac, The Simpsons, Absinthe (The drink NOT the band), Paris (The city, NOT the Hilton), Homer (Both Simpson AND chronicler of Greek myth), Hank Williams, Gallery Wallywoods, If you're still reading this, you've got too much time on your hands. Luv, K.
Sounds Like: Guy with a guitar. "Myself", MY ARSE! Us musicians really are a dime a dozen.
Record Label: was OverDue Records, then Kaopeoths.Any offers?
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Gigland dictionary.

Played an excellent gig last night at Berlins new "Live Music Lounge" in Kreuzberg. In fact, it was so good that, as todays inevetable hangover was winding down, it set me off thinking of the typ...
Posted by Kristian Fjellstad on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:31:00 PST

Sunday & biscuits

Bad hangover. Thought I'd take a nice, long shower whilst eating a bisquit. Always leaned towards excess. Shower: Good! Bisquit: Good! Didn't work. I ate a plum instead. Sang a song. Then I ...
Posted by Kristian Fjellstad on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:10:00 PST