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SternFan - Matt

i can't escape the hate! ... but im trying

About Me

im working on liking myself more by trying to stop smoking, working out, and pursuing my dreams. i relate to the sternshow and its staff more than anything or anybody. i would do anything for the stern show because if it wasn't for all the good times thet have provided me with i may have killed myself. i like playing video games, watching movies, driving with loud music and philosophy on life and how we can improve it. OH AND I LOVE SPORTS (but not baseball)

My Interests

im a sit-down comedian and i smoke a lot of pot

I'd like to meet:

retarded sharp shooters, Gamers, asains without accents, fellow passive aggresives and people uglier than me

Music:

The greatest era in music, the 80's. Before music went gay there were bands like: Mr. Mister, Wangchung,thomson twins, B 52's, stevie nicks,tears for fears and WHAM! "wake me up before you go go, don't leave me hanging on like a yo yo" you just don't encounter that level of lyrical genius in music today!

Movies:

repo man, buffalo 66, memento, fear and loathing in las vegas, bio dome, train spotting, strange brew, existenz, millon dollar baby, pulp fiction, garden state, kingpin, dazed and confused, detroit rock city, cat's eye, dead alive, evil dead, cabin fever, kunk pow enter the fist, napoleon dynamite, big trouble in little china, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, cheech and chong, half baked, how high, old school, bad santa, porky's, howard stern's private parts, beavis and butt-head do america, 40 year old virgin, and lots more. keven smith movies i love are. Clerks. Mallrats. Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

Television:

BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD!!!! mr. rodgers (why did he change his shoes when he came inside? who does that?)night court, peoples court, arsenio hall (yes i whooped my arm alone in my room),howard stern channel 9 show, fresh prince, 3s company, full house, family matters(i thought it was a spin off of the die hard movie), up all night with gilbert godfrey, star trek next generation, macgyver (its why i always carry a paper clip, gum, and a rubberband) jerry springer (when he used to have the Klan on), cops, wwf, double dare, lifestyles of the rich and famous (it used to give me cavair dreams at night), american gladiators,win ben stiens money, seinfeld, everybody love raymond, tales from the crypt, married with children, in living color (i used to have a homie da clown shirt), get a life, batman, perfect strangers,sliders, brady bunch,that 70's show, son of the beach, howard's E show, stella(funny as fuck), Mr show, upright citizens brigade, crossballs, im with busy, Arrested development....................... BEFORE MTV WAS GAY!!! tom green show, jackass, the state, liquid television, the head, the maxx, head bangers ball, blind date, aeon flux, and anything with puck. ALL THE CARTOONS I HAVE LOVED!!! ren and stimpy, the tick, space ghost coast to coast, the critic, south park, family guy, futurama, king of the hill, duckman, the simpsons, clerks cartoon, aqua teen hunger force, harvey birdman, venture brothers, sealab 2021, and anything with DC or Mavel comics..........................MY FAVORITE SHOWS ON AIR NOW!!! weeds, reno 911!, kenny vs spenny, curb your enthusiasm, Howard TV, hells kitchen (YOU DONKEY!), and 24

Books:

i like "how to" and self help books so im currently writing my own book titled "chicken soup for dummies".

Heroes:

JEW BEAVIS and JESUS HOWARD Artie dash Lange spelled with an E dot com

My Blog

Arties Daughter

do you remember when a stripper from canada called in the show and said she had arties child? artie asked her questions on the air , they all checked out. it was never spoken of again. very weird fro...
Posted by SternFan - Matt on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:17:00 PST

Blackmail is a fag’s best friend

maybe its just me but i have no love for Mike Walker or Ralph. these 2 queers have been on stern for as long as ive listened. i have heard a few people say A VERY FEW, that they like ralph but wh...
Posted by SternFan - Matt on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:10:00 PST

Benjys a... pimp?

if you listen to the whole show everyday like i do, or at least catch the end, then you hear fred read the plugs. theres a plug for "benjy's naked lesbien bachelor strippers" ive heard it for years no...
Posted by SternFan - Matt on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:51:00 PST

Mysterys of the Stern Show - the toblerone tug-job

  Being that im only 24 and growing up in california i wasn’t able to hear everthing the stern show has aired and covered up or remember some things that are just hazy from all the pot...
Posted by SternFan - Matt on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:16:00 PST

banished and forsaken the disappearance of chaunce hayden

mysterys of the stern show. Vol 2 Remember this douche bag? bad tattoos, fake doll hair plugs, ugly as fuck liar? what ever happened to him and what did he do to get banned from the show and even the ...
Posted by SternFan - Matt on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:27:00 PST

Mel Gibson's Apocalypto Curse?

you are not even going to believe what im about to tell you but i swear on everything i hold dear in life ( mostly weed) that im not making this up. i fucking hate mel gibson! i mean what an asshole h...
Posted by SternFan - Matt on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:59:00 PST

the TV show "Lost"

FUCK LOST! ive had it with this show. every week they add a new story line or plot twist without ever explaining the the ones before. don't you want to know the answers to the questions they put in yo...
Posted by SternFan - Matt on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 09:06:00 PST

some times when im jacking off i like to...

what did you think you were going to read here!? you sick perv!
Posted by SternFan - Matt on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 07:38:00 PST

nice dreams vs nightmares

i had this great dream last week. in the dream i had a nice car, big house millions of dollars and a hot chick on my arm. when i wake up i quickly realize im still driving a 92 honda, renting an apart...
Posted by SternFan - Matt on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 05:19:00 PST

ghosts

i was watching this show on the E channel about these playmates that heff bangs , i can't remember the name of the show. anyhow in this episode the girls call a phycic to the playboy mansion to see if...
Posted by SternFan - Matt on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 11:30:00 PST