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Adam Sank

Stand-Up Comic and Amateur Whore

About Me

I'm a standup comic who currently hosts "The Electro Shock Therapy Comedy Hour" at New York's Therapy lounge. I also perform at gigs throughout New York City and beyond.

LOOK FOR ME ON SEASON SIX OF "LAST COMIC STANDING!"

For more about me, please visit my web site: www.adamsank.com


My Interests

Getting famous, making lots of money, having my choice of muscle-boy playthings.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who enjoys stand-up comedy... and didn't vote for Bush.

Music:

Classic Rock & Folk: CSN & Y, Yes, The Guess Who, Grateful Dead, James Taylor, Carly Simon, Simon & Garfunkel, Mamas & Papas, Queen, Billy Joel (pre-1980), Indigo Girls

Because I'm Gay: Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand, Madonna, Any Broadway Cast Album, College A Cappella, Pet Shop Boys, Erasure, Panic at the Disco!

Because He's Brilliant: Rufus Wainwright

Movies:

9 to 5, Tootsie, The Big Chill, Hannah and her Sisters, Steel Magnolias, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Flirting With Disaster, The Anniversary Party, Moulin Rouge, I 'HEART' Huckabees, Shortbus

Television:

All-Time Favorites : The Carol Burnett Show, All in the Family, Cheers, The Golden Girls, Friends, Will & Grace, Sex in the City, Six Feet Under, The West Wing

Currently: Friday Night Lights, Entourage, So You Think You Can Dance?, Project Runway, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List

Books:

Dancer From the Dance (Andrew Holleran), Faggots (Larry Kramer), The Stand (Stephen King), The Color Purple (Alice Walker), Plays Well With Others (Allan Gurganus) The Hours (Michael Cunningham), The Kid and Skipping Towards Gomorrah (Dan Savage)

and anything by David Sedaris

Heroes:

Larry Kramer, Madonna, Oprah, Ellen DeGeneres, Margaret Cho, Bob Smith, George Clooney

My Blog

An Open Letter to All the People of the World

I am not an agent.I am not a manager.I am not a publicist.I am not a doormat.Stop asking me for your help in return for nothing. Seriously. Stop. Because your mother does not work here, the doctor is ...
Posted by Adam Sank on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:57:00 PST

Fuckwad Forgiven

Because a number of you have expressed genuine concern, I wanted to let you know that "Todd" has forgiven me. I brought him a fruit smoothie this morning (the gay equivalent of an olive branch), and w...
Posted by Adam Sank on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:22:00 PST

Im a Total Fuck-Wad

I just did something incredibly stupid and hurtful to a good friend of mine, and I feel like shit and have to blog about it or my head will explode.My friend -- let's call him Todd -- recently got dum...
Posted by Adam Sank on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:12:00 PST

Sheer Madness

UPDATED! PHOTO OF ME IN MY HEATH LEDGER COSTUME NOW ATTACHED! I received the following email via my web site last Thursday:hi sweet adam ..i am zlatko by croatia 26 year old..189-73 sexy ok boy ..i am...
Posted by Adam Sank on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:55:00 PST

I Look Good.

UPDATED!!  A couple weeks ago I performed once again at Rainbow Mountain Resort in the Poconos, my favorite homo away from home. On the Thursday prior, the "Philadelphia Gay News" ran a big color...
Posted by Adam Sank on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:28:00 PST

So

Look for me on Season Six of "Last Comic Standing."That's all I can say for now.Homo out. ...
Posted by Adam Sank on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:57:00 PST

Nothing More Than Pu Pu

All right, guys, it's time I got back on the horse. I keep waiting for something to inspire me to blog, but the longer I wait, the less I feel like writing. Who'd have thought the day would come when ...
Posted by Adam Sank on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:43:00 PST

Out of Control

Guys, I feel like a douche; I have totally fallen off the radar, blog-wise. And it's probably not a great idea to try and catch up now, at 12:40 a.m. on MLK Day, as the three tall Stoli-Razz and sodas...
Posted by Adam Sank on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:09:00 PST

F the Globes!

NOT A REAL BLOG! FORGIVE ME FOR THIS SHAMELESS PLUG -- THERE'S NO TIME FOR REGULAR PUBLICITY!This coming Sunday, Jan. 13, I was looking forward to taking a night off from my Therapy show, kicking back...
Posted by Adam Sank on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:58:00 PST

Down the Drain

OK, GUYS, I AM REPOSTING THIS IN AN ATTEMPT TO CORRECT THE PHOTO ERRORS. LET'S HOPE IT WORKS THIS TIME: Good people, I blog to you from my bedroom today while a Roto Rooter plumber replaces my entire ...
Posted by Adam Sank on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:30:00 PST