JohnnyH2O (aka) DISCO LIBRE!!!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Johnny Ramalamadingdong H2O... Esquire.
Birthday: July 2!
Birthplace: Pleiades star cluster
Current Location: Mama Earth!
Eye Color: Blue!
Hair Color: 'Fro!
Height: With or without the shoes and hair?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty loosey!
Your Heritage: Kung Fu Disco Voodoo!
The Shoes You Wore Today: On fire!
Your Weakness: Zombie chicks!
Your Fears: Zombie chicks!
Your Perfect Pizza: Delivered by strippers!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start a stripper pizza delivery service! Why didn't I think of this before!?!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Delete!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who the hell's under the covers!?!
Your Best Physical Feature: Just feel that. That's good ain't it?
Your Bedtime: When the well runs dry.
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember.
Pepsi or Coke: Mt. Dew!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mr. Yuk says: "YUK!"
Single or Group Dates: Pile 'em in, baby!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choco!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither!
Do you Smoke: Pipes and cigars!
Do you Swear: Fuckin' A!
Do you Sing: In the shower!
Do you Shower Daily: I gotta practice my singing, don't I?
Have you Been in Love: I've been in vagina!
Do you want to go to College: Only as a specimen.
Do you want to get Married: I think we should get to know each other a little better first.
Do you belive in yourself: I'm not even sure that I exist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah!
Do you think you are Attractive: I do attract some weird individuals!
Are you a Health Freak: I try.
Do you get along with your Parents: I was raised in a test tube!
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're great for adult fun!
Do you play an Instrument: I don't think you'd call that "playing."
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Boy, have I.
In the past month have you Smoked: The ol' pipe tobaccy.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only multivitamins and some mucinex.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I need a better definition of that term.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Last month I did.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No!
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm always on stage!
In the past month have you been Dumped: I got dumped off some heavy equipment!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. It's still a bit too cold.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not even a snack cracker!
Ever been Drunk: At what hour?
Ever been called a Tease: Yup!
Ever been Beaten up: WXW!
Ever Shoplifted: In dem kid days.
How do you want to Die: Completely.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Robot zombie savior/destroyer of the world.
What country would you most like to Visit: OZ!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: If both are there, I'm good!
Favourite Hair Color: It can even change before my eyes!
Short or Long Hair: Whatever works for you!
Height: That won't matter much when we're...
Weight: Proportionate
Best Clothing Style: Birthday!
Number of Drugs I have taken: I plead the fifth... of Jack!
Number of Piercings: Zero!
Number of Tattoos: I've been tattooed by many a knuckle and boot!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing!

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