Hey, how are you. I'm the Toxic Avenger: a mutant man, a babe magnet, and an all-around incredible guy that can crush criminals with my bare hands. But I was once Melvin, a 90lb. weakling. I worked as a janitor at the local gym until nuclear waste transformed me into....THE TOXIC AVENGER! Now I have the chance to exact revenge on all of those who have wronged me and teach criminals that crime doesn't pay! Also, the toxic waste made me much better-looking, and I even got a beautiful wife, Sara.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The Penis Monster, Batman, Wolverine, anyone who can take me on in a fair fight and survive!
