It's the end of the world as we know it, and I don't feel fine. |
I have to thank my dear friend Michelle for pointing out what can only be the first "virtual" horseman of the impending armageddon. Have you wondered to yourself what happened to the intelligence of t...
Posted by Susan, aka "Ms. Sparkles" on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:29:00 PST |
Ex-husbands and other amusments |
Last night I made the mistake of thinking that my ex-husband had finally gotten over his issues. I had heard he was depressed and bitter that his life hadn't amounted to much. I figured th...
Posted by Susan, aka "Ms. Sparkles" on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:11:00 PST |
Zen Does Indy - All 500 of Them |
I am off to the Indy 500 this weekend for some racing action and a spy of Patrick Dempsey driving the Pace Car.The week after that it's Chicago and the Cubs game. See you in a week and a half!...
Posted by Susan, aka "Ms. Sparkles" on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:35:00 PST |
A Survey from Sparkles to You |
We have been doing other people's surveys for so long and generally they are written for people in high school. Therefore I decided to write my own and ask you all the questions I have been dyin...
Posted by Susan, aka "Ms. Sparkles" on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:56:00 PST |
Alter Egos and Superheros |
1. YOUR REAL Name: Susan 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Susizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Black Cat 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (ur middle n...
Posted by Susan, aka "Ms. Sparkles" on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST |
Actor/Waitresses/Aspiring Novelists Wanted |
The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? ET. It would be amusing to find out that after all these years of phoning home it's actually been to a wrong number. When shopping at the grocery stor...
Posted by Susan, aka "Ms. Sparkles" on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:14:00 PST |
Drinking: Not Just For Breakfast Anymore |
When drunk, I... ..am remarkably the same as when I am sober. I like to confuse people. Do you talk about Religion or Deep meaning thoughts: I like to talk about Bad Religion and Deep Purple, be...
Posted by Susan, aka "Ms. Sparkles" on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:05:00 PST |
A Quiz about Me! |
Hey! It's a quiz about me! Come test your might in the knowledge of Susan, aka Ms. Sparkles. A free shot and a beer for the winner! (And also a garbage can if needed) [No...
Posted by Susan, aka "Ms. Sparkles" on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:22:00 PST |
The Countdown to the Ides of March Begins |
Do you drink milk?Yes. I like it organic and super fresh. I used to keep a dairy cow on standby back in Byron, but apparently that is illegal in the city of Fort Worth. Considering I...
Posted by Susan, aka "Ms. Sparkles" on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:21:00 PST |
Bears vs. Colts |
To continue our week of Bears-o-rama I provide you the following joke which I did NOT add my name to. It' came that way...because Susie's are smart. Ha! Sue Smart! (There is an...
Posted by Susan, aka "Ms. Sparkles" on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST |
