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Kristi

I mean you could be a BETTER person if you whipped out a titty for me, but all and all a good person

About Me


My name is Kristina and I'm a 23-year-old girl from San Bernardino, California. I currently work as a news assistant who hopes to work as a reporter one day. I'm currently involved in no major activity movement outside of my home, except for winning the occasion badges on Pogo.com. I still maintain the site is evil and subliminal messages persuade me to return, but what can I say, I love games.
I'm afraid of the dark, laundry baskets and 'Splash Mountain.' (Seriously, 'Splash Mountain' is evil. At first it's a happy go lucky ride, then it turns evil. How can Disney do that to me, honestly?) I'm also afraid of Chucky from 'Child's Play' and Freddy Kruger. That's what happens when you are a young child forced to watch a doll kill people... and you own about 20 dolls not quite like Chucky, but share certain similarities.
I love anything and everything to do with Disney and I love to watch movies, listen to music and chat about the most random topics.
Enjoy!
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My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kristina
Birthday: July 3, 1983
Birthplace: The Children's Hospital of Orange County (a.k.a C.H.O.C)
Current Location: San Bernardino, California
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 4'11 (Yeah, shut-up!)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: Some high heeled shoes that are kicking my ass!
Your Weakness: High heeled shoes.
Your Fears: Lazy men.
Your Perfect Pizza: Ranch Pizza! Yummy, Yum, Yum!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Decorate my room the way I want it!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL, but everyone uses it, lol! (See!)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Eh, I don't want to go to work!
Your Best Physical Feature: 'Chip and Dale'
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: Probably 'Simon.' I love that game!
Pepsi or Coke: I'm a coke girl!
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group Dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Like a sailor!
Do you Sing: All the time - especially songs from 'The Lion King.'
Do you Shower Daily: Of course (thought it may not smell like it). ;)
Have you Been in Love: What?
Do you want to go to College: I'm already in college...
Do you want to get Married: Eventually, if Hal Sparks would want me. (Like that would happen!)
Do you belive in yourself: Of course!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Lately, yes!
Do you think you are Attractive: Eh, I can be.
Are you a Health Freak: Nope... as you can tell. *Oink*
Do you get along with your Parents: I get along with the person who gave birth to me, yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes.
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play the violin!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, actually I haven't!
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not sure if it was a date, but I think if you end up in the back of the Volkswagon, it might be a date.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Duh, I'm a girl!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, ew!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ew, no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope, but I would love to be on the stage again!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't steal.
Ever been Drunk: Nope.
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe. Wait, that gives this question away!
Ever been Beaten up: Nope.
Ever Shoplifted: No!
How do you want to Die: Hopefully, in the comfort of my loved one's arms!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A reporter.
What country would you most like to Visit: Eh, everywhere.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Dirty Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: Tall!
Weight: Average
Best Clothing Style: Whatever they feel like wearing - Yes, I like boys who wear just boxers.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None.
Number of CDs I own: Loads!
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: Eh, depends on where they are and how classy they look!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Zero - If you regret something then you haven't learned a lesson from it. *Parade Wave*

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I'd like to meet:

Zach Braff, Ewan McGregor, Daniel Craig, Kevin Smith, Chip and Dale.

Music:

Current Mix CD:

1. Sam's Town - The Killers
2. Any Way You Want It - Journey
3. What Goes Around - Justin Timberlake
4. Say It Right - Nelly Furtado
5. The Day I Fall In Love - Dolly Parton and James Ingram
6. I'm Telling You (You're Gonna Love Me) - Jennifer Hudson
7. Listen - Beyonce
8. Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At the Disco
9. Hopelessly Devoted To You - Olivia Newton John
10. Look Away - Chicago
11. The Song That Goes Like This - Sara Ramirez and Christopher Sieber
12. Keep Holding On - Avril Lavinge
13. My Boo - Usher and Alicia Keys
14. Please Don't Go Girl - New Kids on the Block
15. Express Yourself - Madonna
16. Dream Lover - Mariah Carey
17. Dreaming of You - Selena
18. Born to Make You Happy - Britney Spears
19. Jackson - Reese Witherspoon and Joaquin Phoenix
20. Never Can Say Goodbye - Jackson 5

Movies:

'The Lion King,' 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?,' 'Mr. Smith Goes to Washington,' 'The Shop Around the Corner,' 'Sin City,' 'Cinderella,' 'The Layer Cake,' 'Hairspray,' 'Grease,' 'Grease 2,' 'Breakfast at Tiffany's,' 'Roman Holiday,' 'Clerks.,' 'Clerks II,' 'Moulin Rouge,' 'To Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar,' 'The Philadelphia Story,' 'I

Television:

Entourage, Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy, Full House, Friends, The Office (Both U.S. and British Versions), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, Tale Spin, Ducktales, Tiny Toon Adventures, My Name is Earl.

Heroes:



"You know, people seldom go to the trouble of scratching the surface of things to find the inner truth." ~ James Stewart as Alfred Kralik in 'The Shop Around the Corner' in 1940.

"I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, 'There must be thousands of girls sitting alone like me, dreaming of becoming a movie star. But I'm not going to worry about them. I'm dreaming the hardest.'" ~ Marilyn Monroe

My Blog

The "meatiest" wake-up call - not in my opinion!

Ever since I was 6 months old, I've always hard a hard time sleeping. My mom said I used to sleep completely through the night as a child, until a drunk driver hit the side of the car, while I was sle...
Posted by Kristina on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:12:00 PST

And it begins....

I am currently beginning a four-day weekend off work. That means I don't get back until Tuesday. It's crazy. This is the longest that I've ever been off work and I think it is going to be good for me....
Posted by Kristina on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:03:00 PST

A completely random blog...

Making out in a Denny's parking lot is.... Classy?Ok, so, after a slow day at work (but, I'm ahead of sched, can you believe it!) I decided to play a few games on Pogo.com to get my badges for the wee...
Posted by Kristina on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:32:00 PST

I see you've won the first battle. But, you will not win the WAR!

For those who don't know, I think I'm going to be a horrible wife. You see, I can't cook at all and my cleaning skills are lackluster at best. So, as I began to make the decision to succumb to a life ...
Posted by Kristina on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:38:00 PST

I would have been a great asset to have in the film 'Escape from Witch Mountain'

Ok, I swear to you that what I am writing is true.I think I have some sort of psychic abilities. No joke.Ok, let me explain:So, Monday I had a dream that I was interviewing 'Rocky' himself .. Sly Stal...
Posted by Kristina on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:51:00 PST

Homecoming Disaster

I haven't written a blog in quite sometime. You see, lots of things have happened in the past couple of months, but I didn't feel like writing about it. I don..t know why. Usually I always try to find...
Posted by Kristina on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 03:16:00 PST

Beef - It's what's for dinner

I don't have many beefs in this life. I mean, if I don't like someone, I try to stay true to my nature and just accept them for who they are. I mean, we all have our faults in this world. But, sometim...
Posted by Kristina on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:05:00 PST

All I Wanted was a 'Big Stick!'

Over time there have been many great feuds. From the battle of freedom to the Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie feuds, we've seen many and have conquered many ourselves. But for me, the greatest feud of my t...
Posted by Kristina on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:59:00 PST

Pink poodles and why I love Reality TV

So, after a really horrible week so far, I get home to rest, and my brother ends up getting sick... so, I have to take him to Urgent Care and come to find out her has tonsillitis. Now, as far as I kno...
Posted by Kristina on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:59:00 PST

I'm a big kid now!

Today was a weird day. I had an appointment with a family to do an obit over the phone and when I called her at her scheduled time, she was expecting me to come over to her house! What? That is what w...
Posted by Kristina on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:28:00 PST