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well, first off, i was that quiet guy in high school...then i went to college in seattle, wa...and i got the classification of the "quiet class clown" by a few teachers out there. i'm still quiet and mellow, but i'm not afraid to let my bizarre personality show through like i used to be in the past.
i'm an extremely laid back guy...i'm very mellow. people often think i'm on drugs because of it...well, that and the fact that i'm pretty much insane. but rest-assured, the only thing i've been snorting is water...and it burns my nostrils like the dickens.
i'm a comedian, i guess. i started doing stand-up comedy in seattle back in 2002. you can give mr. caleb hicks credit for that; i do. i've performed in various cities and states in the u.s. since then, but seattle always seems to appreciate my humor more than anywhere else. i don't do stand-up on a regular basis anymore, but every now and then i like to put on a show.
i like to write. although my literary talents were called "garbage" by the troll-like english teacher in charge of the school paper in high school, i've worked on two 'papers since then and was even an editor on one. on top of that, my little blog on here has become quite successful. i tend to get a few thousand views a week...way up from the one or two a week i got when i first started it on here. i'm also working on a book on and off...expect it to be done sometime between now and later.
after a three and a half year hiatus, i'm back in the professional wrestling world once again. in the past i was trained by midwest wrestling stars angel armani/col. blatnick and silas young. currently i'm being trained by another midwest star, frankie defalco. a knee injury put me out of action several years ago, with my joint getting bent in the wrong direction...but i'm back now, baby! hooray!
aaaanyway, that's enough about me. if you wanna know more, feel free to contact me; i'm a kind fellow, i'll get back to ya with the info you want...so long as it isn't adult oriented. but yup, if you wanna chat, hang out, throw batteries at the elderly, whatever, just let me know and i'll see what i can arrange. yup. bye.
You Are An INFP
The Idealist
You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.
In love, you tend to have high (and often unrealistic) standards.
You are very sensitive. You tend to have intense feelings.
At work, you need to do something that expresses your personal values.
You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.
How you see yourself: Unselfish, empathetic, and spiritual
When other people don't get you, they see you as: Unrealistic, naive, and weak What's Your Personality Type?