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Skinny Vinny the Italian Kitty

I am bringin' the sexy back, one pussy at a time.

About Me

I never really knew my mama or my daddy, but from the box to the litter box I grew up quickly. I was a pound purry that was rescued by this nice lady named Susie in the rough ol' city of Chicago. She weaned me on a combination of breast milk and Glenlivet. (yeah, she had some big knockers and penchant for alcohol comsumption)I am not looking to have a litter mate, I'm just here looking meet some unspayed pussies who are into what I into...ya dig?I live in a pimpin pad with my mother and my two homies Matt and Massey. Chicks dig it. It's got lots small spaces that we curl up in, if you know what I mean...and I think you do! Don't worry, Susie keeps lots of lint brushes around the house so your man will never know. I like a lady who enjoys the finer things in life, like sleeping on 800 thread count cotton cat cushions, real Albacore tuna, BIG balls of yarn, LONG strings, and Burberry cat collars.I am not the kind of man who can be tied down to just one pussy. Sometimes I like em' with long hair, sometimes I even like those crazy Egyptian bitches...but y'all gotta be declawed, ya know what I am saying?I have been accused of bein a player, but you what they say...don't hate the playa, hate the game.

My Interests

Chasin tail, Chasin MY tail, romantic candlelight naps on top of the kitchen table, nothing better than sleeping on the arm of the couch, chasing Skylar for a little dry humping in the afternoon, talking to my mom in the kitchen so she'll feed me my treat...if ya know what I mean.

I'd like to meet:

Annoying Customer - stunt cat from Clerks, Abby the Olympic Tabby, Felix the Cat, Oscar the Cat, Cat Stevens, Catherine the Great, Those crazy siamiese twins from Lady and the Tramp, Asparagus (or sometimes, just Gus), Azraël, Boo Boo Kitty Fuck, The Cheshire Cat (although I heard he does a lot of drugs), Grizabella the Glamour Cat, Hello Kitty, Miss Kitty, Mr. Bigglesworth, The Magical Mr. Mistoffeles, Mr. Snookums, Mungojerry AND Rumpleteezer, Pepito, Puss in Boots, Schrödinger's Cat, Scratchy, Stimpy, Sylvester P. Pussycat, Toonces, Tom (but not Jerry),

Music:

Cat Power, The Stray Cats, Cat Stevens, The Pussycat Dolls (they are some sexy bitches), Supercat, Phat Cat Swingers

Movies:

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Cat Ballou, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, anything with Fritz the cat (cause he was a playa!),The Cat From Outer Space, Cat Woman (I wanna a piece of that Halle Berry), The Hell Cats, That Darn Cat, The Aristocats, and Chasing Amy.

Television:

Tom and Jerry, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Thundercat Reruns, SNL,

Books:

Any of the "Cat Who" books, LOVE Dr. Suess...that man could spin a rhyme, Cat's Eye - Margaret Atwood, Bad Cat: 244 Not-So-Pretty Kitties And Cats Gone Bad, The Cat and the Hat, Cat's Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat & Mouse - James Patterson, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats - T. S. Eliot, Hemingway's Cats: An Illustrated Biography

Heroes:

Dr. Suess, Cat Woman (Michelle Pieffer was hot too), the People at Pet Smart Charities (for without them none of this would be possible),