The Hawking Revolution |
I have come to the belief that Stephen Hawking must be stopped. I have a theory that Stephen Hawking (if that is his real name) hasn't had a real scientific thought since he was put in his chair. Is...
Posted by Michelle on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:41:00 PST |
100% Guilt Free |
Hey, it's OK......to be entirely unapologetic about your hermit streak. (What are you, a socialite?)...if you still need to think "righty tighty, lefty loosey" to scre and unscrew stuff....to order an...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:30:00 PST |
Becoming your own role model |
This article was brought to my attention and, in light of recent events in my life, I thought I'd share it with you guys.You can subscribe to the daily mail hereAs women embrace the fullness of ...
Posted by Michelle on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:44:00 PST |
My addictions and my new anonymous friends |
I can't get to sleep without:Sedatives. If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:A bottle of booze, poker chips, a porn magazine, and a condom, and a pamphlet from gamblers anonymo...
Posted by Michelle on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST |
Things that make me happy |
John Mayer doing the Police
Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds doing my favorite song EVER
Ryan Adams doing 2 of my favorite songs by him, so good it confuses Letterman
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Posted by Michelle on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:49:00 PST |
Things that make me sad |
Being exposed to this more than once in two hours tells me that the apocalypse is coming. I've given you the lyrics as well, so you can sing along.
Lil mamaYeah it's poppin, it's poppin, it'...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:26:00 PST |
Quality inspected by Inspector 38 (there are no guarantees) |
If you were going to a costume party tonight, what would you be?I would be the caped avenger. I won't tell you wich caped avenger that way you don't know who I am. What is one quality that...
Posted by Michelle on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST |
Suburban Nightmares and Vicodin |
So, I was walking home for lunch yesterday feeling like I had been hit by a truck the night before. Looking forward to eating an early lunch and possibly a nap before coming back to work. ...
Posted by Michelle on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:47:00 PST |
Rocket Ships and Monkey Lips |
1. First thing you wash in the shower?I'm a fan of the long overly soapy porn wash. There always has to be WAY too much time spent "washing" certain areas...like my knees.
2. What color is your ...
Posted by Michelle on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:21:00 PST |
Changing the face of dating as we know it |
We all rate people of the opposite sex. It's a fact of life. Typically, the scale that is used goes a little something like this: x out of 10 (unless you're Usher, because then apparently ...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:06:00 PST |
