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Chaps

Conscience & self-love, if we understand our true happiness, always lead us the same way.

About Me

I'm rather complex . . . I'm a total Gemini, a walking contradiction. I CRAVE constant mental stimulation. I love to be challanged and pushed towards excellence. That is my blessing and curse. I'm an English Lit. major and love to read- always have. I wish I had more time so that I could actually enjoy more literature. I want to be a teacher to change lives, create visions, and expand understandings. I always have 10+ things going on at once. I don't stop- I'm a machine. I shave my head every 18 years. I'm always exploring and discovering. I am unafraid and intense. I embrace myself. I love animals and people who are in tune with themselves and not afraid to show the world. Light-hearted, open-minded, sensual people rock my world. I also LOVE FOOD!!! I love every type of food. I love traveling and the mountains! The fresh air from the peaks revives my being and totally recharges me until the next time I can make it out. I just started back up with my yoga and more intense meditation and have never felt better. Were did I go these last few years?
You Are a Visionary Soul
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.
You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

My Interests

Movies, reading, dancing, belly dancing, music, FOOD, cooking, traveling, cultural studies, oil painting, art exibits, Impressionism, skiing, camping, hiking, climbing trees, star-gazing, skinny dipping, riding my bike (that I never seem to ride), yoga, comedy, World War II history, Medieval European History, Old English Lit., Early American Lit., swinging on swingsets, playing with my animals, intense chi/energy sharing

I'd like to meet:

New friends and old alike, duh. YOU!! Furthermore, if you want to be my friend and I don't know you, please send an e-mail first. I haven't added anyone I don't know personally yet, so you'd have to be willing to establish meaningful correspondence first without creeping me out. Apparently no one reads this part from the totally ludacrious requests I receive. I thought typing out a few extra sentences where no one seems to read might be humorous, eh.

Music:

LED ZEPPELIN, RADIOHEAD, DEPECHE MODE, The Cure, Queen, Cake, Vivaldi, Mozart, Handel, Bach, Joan Baez, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Pat Benetar, The Clash, The Ramones, The Pixies, The Smiths, U2, Duran Duran, Tom Petty, The Beatles, Elvis, The Doors, Rolling Stones, Frank Sinatra, Niel Diamond, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Ray Charles, The Righteous Brothers, James Brown, Jackson 5, Ella Fitzgerald, Nat King Cole, Louis Armstrong, The Fugees, Prince, Ben Folds Five, The Breeders, Portishead, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Damien Rice, Mazzy Star, Dave Matthews, Counting Crows, Black Crowes, G Love, Jack Johnson, Incubus, Modest Mouse, Sublime, Jamiroquai, Justin Timberlake, Outkast, The Roots, Tribe Called Quest, Beastie Boys, Blur, Beck, Foo Fighters, Weezer, A Perfect Circle, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Eels, Coldplay, Jane's Addiction, Nine Inch Nails, Velvet Revolver, Audioslave, The Strokes, The Killers, Franz Ferdenand, Chevelle, Rage Against the Machine, The Mars Volta, Bjork, Tool, Flyleaf, and of course a few of my all time favorite local bands Doosu, The Toadies, Tripping Daisy, Slow Roosevelt, The Dooms UK, Old 97's and Baboon (thanks for reminding me Marcial)

Movies:

SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, Frailty, A Clockwork Orange, Fargo, American Psycho, American History X, Fight Club, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Sleepers, The Usual Suspects, The Shining, Rosemary's Baby, Firestarter, Interview with a Vampire, City of Lost Children, It, Poltergeist, Boondock Saints, Shawshank Redemption, Con-air, Gladiator, Clash of the Titans, Jason and the Argonauts, Braveheart, Groundhog Day, The Neverending Story I and II, Sleeping Beauty, The Sword in the Stone, Legend, Labryinth, Willow, Dune, The Bear (and I will cry the entire time!!), Milo and Otis, Dolemite, Goonies, Flight of the Navigator, Splash, Edward Sissorhands, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Back to the Future I, II, and III, Spaceballs, Karate Kid, The 10 Commandments, Lawrence of Arabia, West Side Story, The Sound of Music, Saturday Night Fever, Grease, Annie, Amelie, Dangerous Liasons, Dirty Dancing, Ghost, Beetlejuice, Swingers, Ghostbusters, Superman, The Wizard of Oz, Return to Oz, The Three Amigos, Gremlins I and II, The Princess Bride, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Fried Green Tomatoes, Titanic, Shaun of the Dead, Suburbia, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Austin Powers, The Big Lebowski, The Godfather (any gangster movie for that matter), Magnolia, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, What Dreams May Come, Fifth Element, Pitch Black, The Chronicles of Riddick, Saving Private Ryan, Good Will Hunting, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, War of the Worlds (old and new versions), Kill Bill I and II, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, House of Flying Daggers, all the Indiana Jones flic's, The Star Wars endless movie-fest, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, American Beauty, High Fidelity

Television:

I don't watch much. I catch the news sometimes.

Books:

I like to read the Bible, The Dhammapada, Milton, Chaucer, Poe, Thomas Jefferson, Cotton Mathers, Walt Whitman, Hemingway, Edith Wharton, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Emily Dickinson, Voltaire, Rousseau, Mark Twain, Charles Dickens, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Henry David Thoureau, Clifford Odets, Bertolt Brecht, Marx, Burroughs, The Chronicles of Narnia, Orwell, Wells, T.S. Elliot, Sun Tzu, anything written on bathroom walls and sidewalk benches . . . what else. Communist/socialst literature facinates me due to the theories involved. I'm one of those people that likes Beowulf. Any philosphy or thoelogy. I'll have to think about this one much more . . .

Heroes:

God and Jesus, these two entities combined have saved me again and again at numerous points in my life. My grandmother for her constant support and unconditional love while she was with us. And myself- because I have the courage to follow my given path in life and not step on others along the way.

My Blog

Tribulations

It has occurred to me recently that stress, whether mental, spiritual, physical, emotional, or metaphysical really, really sucks. I am a stress horse. Between school, work, personal issues, and the ...
Posted by Chaps on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:57:00 PST

How to get kicked out of a Jack's Mannequin concert

Here are the all important and necessary ingredients for getting kicked out of a Jack's Mannequin concert, specifically at Stubb's BBQ in Austin: First, get introduced to their music by some random me...
Posted by Chaps on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:25:00 PST

I'm a Horny Ninja, Duh!

OK, so does anyone else have this amazing issue? I have very vivid and imaginitive dreams- often. I am blessed, I know. Even more blessed as they convey spiritual and guiding messages often. The dream...
Posted by Chaps on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:21:00 PST

Morgellan's Disease

Has anyone else seen this psycho shit???  It's fucking insane.  Alien fibers overtaking your body- are you fucking kidding me?  This is worse than when Bob Marley was killed by the gove...
Posted by Chaps on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:36:00 PST

I'm not the fucking money tree, dammit!

Does anyone else seem to notice that the minute you get on top of things financially just a little bit something or someone comes out of nowhere and tries to rape your fucking wallet . . . repeti...
Posted by Chaps on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:57:00 PST

New national Murphy's Law day just announced . . .

So, the day of hell fell upon me yesterday.  Granted it could have been much worse- I didn't die or anything. I wake up- go smoke a cig and being in the 1/2 awake and full laziness state that jus...
Posted by Chaps on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 08:31:00 PST