Reading, writing, travel, spirits, boxing, debating the existence of god, philosophy, the upright bass, art, the occasional handle-bar mustache and my enchanting girlfriend Ms. Marisa Lasko.
Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol
You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait
You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd!
What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
Tom Waits, Rezurex, Nofx, Nick Cave, Descendents, Nekromantix, Buddy Holly, Elvis, Murder City Devils, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Throw Rag, The Reverend, The Cramps, The Smiths, Morrissey, the Raveonettes and so on...
Anything by Kubrick, especially Full Metal Jacket. Anything by Jim Jarmusch, especially Down By Law. Erotically-charged/confusing foreign films, especially French ones. Fight Club, Seven, Trainspotting, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead (original and remake), Dead Alive, Anchorman, Tarantino, Shawshank Redemption, Requiem for a Dream, American History X, American Psycho, The rules of Arraction, Less than Zero, Tommy Boy, The Big Lebowski, Casino, Goodfellas, Spun. Anything by Wes Anderson, especially the Royal Tenenbaums. Fuckin Eurotrip, and so on... You get the idea.
Six Feet Under, Simpsons, Family Guy, Daily Show, Colbert Report, and any of those wacky Road Rules/Real World physical challenge shows - they are fucking amazing.
Lolita, The Stranger, Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, Ernest Hemingway, Geek Love, The Beach, A Peoples History of the United States, A Confederacy of Dunces, Shit Magnet, Brave New World, Charles Bukowski, 1984, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Chemical Pink and so on...
Heroes are just zeros with an h where the z should be and an extra e. Did I just blow your fucking mind?