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Brad & Sal: A Poor Man's Brangelina

I Didn't Like the Way he Looked At Me So I Stabbed Him and Then I Licked the Knife 'Cause That's How

About Me

I don't know how to say this but we're kind of a big deal. . .We're very important. We own many leather-bound books and our apartment smells of rich mahagony.


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What DemonCat does when we're not Home:


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My Interests

THIS SITE IS DEDICATED TO "PAPA" HAROLD P. WICKHAM, BRAD'S BELOVED GRANDPA, WHO PASSED AWAY ON OCT. 11, SAL'S BIRTHDAY. HE WAS BURIED ON THE MORNING OF OCT. 15, 1994, BREE'S BIRTHDAY, IN THE CEMETERY ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE HOSPITAL WHERE SHE WAS BORN ON THAT SAME MORNING. WE CONSIDER HIM OUR GUARDIAN ANGEL, AND WE TRULY BELIEVE THAT HE HAD A HAND IN OUR GETTING (AND STAYING) TOGETHER.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++

I'd like to meet:


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Brad and Angelina, of course. Oh, and he'd like to meet Drew Barrymore


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and she'd like to meet Jake Gyllenhaal, because of his fine acting abilities of course. Lonnie Barbach, Shakespeare, Paul Feig, Veronica Franco, the most famous poetess - among other things! - of 16th century Venice, Erin Brockovich and photographer Edward Weston. And some of the divas from WWE!

Music:

Jazz, Elton, Ella F., Norah J., Sinatra, Dean Martin, Michael Buble, Chrissie Hynde & The Pretenders, The Killers, My Chemical Romance, Gorrilaz, Metallica and Godsmack. What??THIS IS BREE'S FAVORITE VIDEO WHICH SHE CALLS "VERY EMPOWERING"

Movies:

MR & MRS. SMITH, THE PAPER, CRASH, SENSE AND SENSIBILITY, DANGEROUS LIAISONS, HARD CANDY, FOUR BROTHERS, OVER THE HEDGE, SECRETARY, THE INSIDER, SHATTERED GLASS, SIGNS, HEAT, LOVEACTUALLY, THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR (REMAKE), ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN, BEAUTIFUL, DRACULA, WIDE AWAKE, JERRY MAGUIRE, DANGEROUS BEAUTY, SNOW FALLING ON CEDARS, ANCHORMAN, (it was funny but not half as funny as THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS 3: TOKYO DRIFT. And of course, anything by Zalman King.

Television:

We are addicted to ABC and CBS and FX: Grey's Anatomy, nip/tuck, CSI:Miami, Ugly Betty, Desperate Housewives, WWE, How I Met Your Mother, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Brothers & Sisters, and stuff on TLC and DeMaci's fine performances on Spanish MTV and in horror films on Sci/Fi.

Books:

The Art of War, Bartlett's Famous Quotations, Vol. 14, Breathing On Your Own and Breathing Together, The Complete Works of William Shakespeare, The Honest Courtesan, Lolita, Sexy at Any Size, anything by Pablo Neruda, Good in Bed, Erotic Interludes: (a book of short stories that includes Gayle Fehrer's, "The House of the Twin Jewels.")"Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained."-William Blake

Heroes:


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"Papa" Harold Pirie Wickham, DREW BARRYMORE, NELLIE BLY, Zalman King (a misunderstood genius!) Veronica Franco, Lonnie G. Barbach, Erin Brockovich, ST. JUDE, the patron saint of the Desperate, Hopeless and Impossible, St. Frances de Sales, patron saint of journalists.

My Blog

Brutal and sad

From the AP: Darfur women describe gang-rape horror By ALFRED de MONTESQUIOU KALMA, Sudan - The seven women pooled money to rent a donkey and cart, then ventured out of the refugee camp to gather f...
Posted by Brad & Sal: A Poor Man's Brangelina on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:14:00 PST

What Goes Around Comes Around

A few weeks ago, I was hoping someone was going to get slapped hard. I was so mad, but I commiserated with friends and then I forgot about it. Well apparently, Karma didn't. And she can be a...
Posted by Brad & Sal: A Poor Man's Brangelina on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:20:00 PST

Good days

Lately life has been really good, so sweet I can't complain. I love my husband and my friends so much and there are times when my heart is bursting with love for them.  How did I get s...
Posted by Brad & Sal: A Poor Man's Brangelina on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:52:00 PST

The Pursuit of Happyness

I just saw this movie and it meant the world to me. I didn't cry until the very end,The Pursuit of Happyness Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Brad & Sal: A Poor Man's Brangelina on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:51:00 PST

'Stellar Acting?' MORE REASONS WHY I HATE HIM

More reasons to hate him and yet I can't seem to get enough. ugh I hate myself. As I've said before, Marilyn Manson, whose music was more of Brad's favorite genre than mine, fascinates me - ...
Posted by Brad & Sal: A Poor Man's Brangelina on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:19:00 PST

Thid is. . . odd:Sandwich Pals

This is awful and I'm strangely drawn to it. Sandwich Pals Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Brad & Sal: A Poor Man's Brangelina on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:20:00 PST

For Andrew

And all the other Star Wars fans out there:darth vader finding a job Add to My Profile | More VideosDarth Vader vs The Japanese Police Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Brad & Sal: A Poor Man's Brangelina on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:49:00 PST

Internet P...orn 1994

I had a bad day so enjoy the following. FROM THE MAKERS OF THIS FILM: Description: Remember when little, baby internet was just beginning to open its eyes, filled with the promise of global communica...
Posted by Brad & Sal: A Poor Man's Brangelina on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:40:00 PST

people who needs to be slapped hard

Someone needs to be punched in the face. She should know who she is. Right now.
Posted by Brad & Sal: A Poor Man's Brangelina on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:45:00 PST

I love this

I was never a huge fan of the Donna Reed Show but the girl that played her daughter was Shelley Fabares and she sang this in 1962. It's pretty great and it was running through my head all day. "Joh...
Posted by Brad & Sal: A Poor Man's Brangelina on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:32:00 PST