So Maybe The Swedes Aren’t SO Perfect |
Sweden, you really have a lot going for you. In addition to being a morally superior nation due to your ability to tax the fuck out of your citizens and provide killer benefits to your poor, you...
Posted by Breetardo Montalban on Thu, 08 May 2008 03:57:00 PST |
All in a days work I guess |
For those of you who do not know, I work for a Natural Health school. We edcuate on subjects such as holistic nutrition, herbology, iridology, natropathy, and a score of other things I do not pr...
Posted by Breetardo Montalban on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:14:00 PST |
Let’s Start This Life Over Once Again |
Life as I know it will be no more. As some may know, Larry and I are no longer a couple. It isn’t amicable, I don’t want this shit at all, but it isn’t a knock down drag ...
Posted by Breetardo Montalban on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:55:00 PST |
"New Zealand once again leads the world in stupid things to do while on vacation." |
I will soon be taking a trip back to Gatlinburg with my bestie friend Margaret. I have been to ol’ G-burg a few times in the past couple of years so I have visited most of the main attract...
Posted by Breetardo Montalban on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:09:00 PST |
This Damned Headband Sucked The Smart Right Out |
A half inch wide piece of elastic... it has made me stupid and given me the biggest headache of my life. I'm most upset about the headache part.
Due to this thing being wrapped so tightly around...
Posted by Breetardo Montalban on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST |
Dropkick 2007 in da FACE! |
Last year I had declared that I would not make any resolutions for the upcoming year. I kept that resolution of not making resolutions and I think it jinxed me. Since I didn't make false p...
Posted by Breetardo Montalban on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:17:00 PST |
Sparkledy Darkledy |
As some of you may know, we recently went on a super fun filled road trip to Gatlinburg, TN, aka, "No god damned bears ANYWHERE town". The trip was fun. You can see that we did things from...
Posted by Breetardo Montalban on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:31:00 PST |
Worse that Ribbon Necked Geese |
Seriously, there is a whole series of these things. They are called Kitchen Fairies. Fucking IDIOTS!...
Posted by Breetardo Montalban on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:24:00 PST |
Atlanta Better Thank Their Lucky Stars For Coca-Cola |
According to Anderson Cooper, Atlanta will be out of water in 90 days!!! The Governor of Georgia is now in a super heated, knock down, drag out fight with Alabama Govern...
Posted by Breetardo Montalban on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:17:00 PST |
It’s The Final Countdown |
I shouldn't be writing this. I should be doing my school work. I am sick of school work though, instead I will update you on some crappy things that happened today. First, you know t...
Posted by Breetardo Montalban on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:23:00 PST |
