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About Me

My name is Keri Fukin Bean. I love Mike Ness, old cars and motorboatin on big ass glitter titties! Yeah,that's right I like big titties! I have what some may call a drinking problem! Not sure if that's my fault, my parents, or all my friends who keep dying! Sobriety is hard to do in Beerham but I have to admit most days do seem easier when I wake up knowing where I'am AT!!!
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My Interests

Mike Ness, Miller High Life, Dirty Boys, Shit from the 50's, Raising Hell, Band-Sandwich , Lot's of Tattoo's, Hot Rods, Going FAST, and going to my confessions of a nymphomaniac group (Hooker Brunch)!

I'd like to meet:

People that are as bad ass as me!

Music:

I fukin love Mike Ness, Social D, Break The Girl, Martini Shakers, Ralph, Catchfire, The Supersuckers, The Rev., Nashville Pussy, Swingin Utters, Ann berreta, J Church, Skeptic, and yes Jawbreaker. I'll listen to pretty much anythang except hippie shit!

Movies:

Bubba Ho-tep, Shaun Of The Dead, Grind House, Casino Royale, Cool Hand Fukin Luke! Anything by David Lynch, Quentin Tarantino, Rob Zombie, or John Waters. I love True Romance, Orignal Sin, Spun, Devil's Rejects, Kalifornia and Boondock Saints.. I fukin love movies esp. this one!
You scored as Christine. You are Christine. "She" is a classic Plymouth Fury bought by a nerdy teenage boy who restores her and sets in to worship her, until his hormones get the best of him. He gets a girlfriend, and Christine gets jealous and mows her down. Talk about a bitch on wheels...

Christine

83%

Pennywise

83%

Randall Flagg

75%

Cujo

67%

Annie Wilkes

58%

The Overlook Hotel

58%

Margaret White

50%

Percy Wetmore

33%

Greg Stillson

17%
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Television:

Damn the boob tube, I got a nice rack!

Books:

Lately I'm being more creative, like writing goofy stuff on the shithouse walls!

Heroes:

Jason Voorhees and these guys of course... /cente

My Blog

Tagged!

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Posted by Keri Bomb 13 on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:30:00 PST

Tired!

I'm done with liqour for a spell!So if you see me drinking a shooter,punch me in the face until further notice..People don't take me serious,I'm a good hearted gal trying to get my life together...
Posted by Keri Bomb 13 on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:30:00 PST

Fuk you!

People who bitch and moan all the time,should be lit on fire and pissed on with explosives!The End!
Posted by Keri Bomb 13 on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:15:00 PST

The Dart

Not really much too say, my heart just don't feel whole without you!I 'm mad as hell and hate to see you go! We'll never get to wrestle again, I'm gonna miss the ear pullin and ball kickin! Cheers.....
Posted by Keri Bomb 13 on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:15:00 PST

Helloween!

I'm glad Helloween is over! Dammit man, I've been attacked by an evil Queen of Hearts!I was Shanked by an EMO bitch!Then a zombie cheerleader killed me!I'm really bleeding, right Meow!I wish I was DEA...
Posted by Keri Bomb 13 on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:02:00 PST

Who cares?

So yeah, earlier today I got up!Fell on my face! It really don't matter..The devil hates you and I just put up with you!Anyways, I fukin hate Mondays!Free Graphics Layouts CodesWebsite Graphics Myspac...
Posted by Keri Bomb 13 on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:11:00 PST

Calamity!

Fuk, I miss my animals! If anywho, u see my dog, or Mr. Bean & Ms. Prissy.. Grab them or call me?? Then Beat the fuk stick out of them!!
Posted by Keri Bomb 13 on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

Pussy

Putting flour on a cat's ass and eating it is just wierd!By they way this is one of my favorite TEAM Hamby moments..Except the time he took a shotgun and blew his car windows out,then blamed a dirty w...
Posted by Keri Bomb 13 on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 06:43:00 PST

Metal Mania..

I've heard of boots & braces..But mullet tossing and metal arm bands. FUKIN ROCK!!!To whomever, you missed a kick ass show!Except for all the sweat, yuck...
Posted by Keri Bomb 13 on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 04:54:00 PST

Guess this movie quote?

The question is not how far!The question is do you possess the constitutional depth of faith,to go as far as needed??Serious, watch Boondock Saints!Your an idiot, this movie rocks! ...
Posted by Keri Bomb 13 on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 10:07:00 PST