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About Me

Alot of people think I am an asshole....and I guess they are right.The world would be a better place if I got hit by a fucking concrete truck. Unfortunetly for everyone,I am the guy who will probably live to be 102 fucking years old and still smoking 2 packs a day.I've had my heart broken more times than Evel Knievels legs,but somehow manage not to go on a Ted Bundy type killing spree. Also I am not an alcoholic,I am a drunk,alcoholics go to meetings.
You Are 90% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You scored as Captain Spaulding. You are Captain Spaulding. You love a good laugh, but when someone needs to die, you dont mind killing them. You hate people who dont like clowns, and feel they should die too. Infact, you just want to wreak havoc on anyone who hates clowns! Then enjoy a nice bucket of fried chicken after the daily killings!

Captain Spaulding

100%

Hannibal Lecter

75%

Jigsaw

65%

Michael Myers

60%

Freddy Krueger

60%

Candyman

60%

Pinhead

55%

Jason Voorhees

40%

Leatherface

30%

Buffalo Bill

30%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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My Interests

Music,my friends,staring off into space when I'm alone,PBR, Reading,Sex,Good movies,plotting the end of the world.Hotrods,Laying on the boatdock and watching the stars.Tattoos,Sex,finding out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop. Eating at the waffle house. Get rich quick schemes.

I'd like to meet:

bigfoot,ron jeremy and this guy...

Music:

Punk,rockabilly,classic country,cheesy heavy metal,bluegrass,death metal,70's porno groove, and ELVIS!

Movies:

Bad Santa,slingblade,Gummo,Bubba Ho-Tep,Star Wars,Conan,Lord Of The Rings,Six string Samurai,2 lane blacktop,Hell comes to frog town,a boy and his dog,The devils rejects,texas chainsaw massacre,anything by tarantino,anything by david lynch,time bandits,monty python movies,yellowbeard,cheech and chong movies,smokey and the bandit,cannonball run 1 & 2, saving private ryan,we were soldiers,Steve mcqueen movies,cool hand luke,shaun of the dead,jaws,logans run,moonrunners, the warriors,streets of fire,escape from new york. the thing(john carpenters version),deliverance,gator,convoy,the original longest yard,james bond movies( sean connery and roger moore only),dr. strangelove,barbarosa, Red headed stranger, Clint eastwood westerns,the dirty dozen........ I could this for days,but you guys get the point.

Television:

Chapelle show,family guy,adult swim,house, spongebob squarepants,johnny bravo,simpsons,king of the hill,the munsters,I love lucy,The Andy Griffith show,heroes,and anything on the history and discovery channels.

Books:

Robert E. Howard,bukowski,warhammer 40,000,

Heroes:

Anyone who will,or ever has bought me a drink.

My Blog

adrift

another night in a sea of nights another day in a sea of days I look towards the horizon of my life,but there is no land near in sight. No lighthouse beaming through the mist to guide me safely in No ...
Posted by Hamby on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:24:00 PST

Faded Ghosts

What do we leave behind when we go beyond this life?Faded pictures throughout the decades,veiled behind plastic pages,boxed away inside someones storage space.You might have even bee...
Posted by Hamby on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:31:00 PST

A look Inside

I'd like to say that i've denied myself every comfort of man.I'd like to say that i've chosen my path the best that I can. I'd like to say you can tell me that your secrets don't hurt,but i've seen it...
Posted by Hamby on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 10:58:00 PST

Neon Love

The beer signs above the bar outlined her flesh like a neon aura of seductive glory. I was losing myself in a stare,drowning at the bottom of a bottle. She carried a drink in each fist and nestled a s...
Posted by Hamby on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:09:00 PST