I'm so rock-a-billy I brush my teeth with my wire brush after I cleaned my engine with it.
I'm so rock-a-billy my cuffs have cuffs.
I'm so rock-a-billy I have withdrawals without my grease.
I'm so rock-a-billy when I moved to Mr. Rogers Neighborhood it became Mr. Rogers Hellbent Neighborhood.
I'm so rock-a-billy when my friends call me they say "Hey what are ya doin'?" And I say "Oh, ya know, I'm being a rock-a-billy."
I'm so rock-a-billy whenever I go to IN N OUT, I'm the coolest one there.
I'm so rock-a-billy I spray paint my tires white cuz you can't have a rock-a-billy car without rock-a-billy whitewalls.
I'm so rock-a-billy I piss on the trees next to the bathroom to show how rock-a-billy I am to the trees.
I'm so rock-a-billy I bought a $2,100 Gretch like Brian Setzer, now I need to learn to play it.
I'm so rock-a-billy my diapers had flames.
I'm so rock-a-billy my mom's tattooed.
I'm so rock-a-billy I have sparrow tattoos everywhere my muscles can move.
I'm so rock-a-billy in preschool I stabbed my teacher with a switchblade and then combed my hair.
I'm so rock-a-billy I chromed my baby shoes instead of bronzing them.
I'm so rock-a-billy I joined a car club with no car.
I'm so rock-a-billy I chopped and channeled my dad's 1995 Nissan Sentra.
I'm so rock-a-billy I got a teardrop tattoo like johnny Depp as Cry Baby.
I'm so rock-a-billy I ask my grandpa how I can be cool.
I'm so rock-a-billy I spray painted flames on an Amish buggie when I visited Pennsylvania.
I'm so rock-a-billy people ask me to autograph their pictures of Johnny Bravo.
I'm so rock-a-billy I carry my own dice just in case a game of rock-a-billy craps breaks out on my gang turf.
I'm so rock-a-billy every birthday I have has 16 candles.
I'm so rock-a-billy whenever I bag on someone and make them feel stupid I say "SO THERE, SQUARE!" and then they shut up due to my rock-a-billyness.
I'm so rock-a-billy when I get married, my tuxedo pants will have a 5 inch cuff.
I'm so rock-a-billy I hate swing.
I'm so rock-a-billy I know Big Sandy...well everyone knows Big Sandy.
I'm so rock-a-billy I have flames on my engineer boots.
I'm so rock-a-billy my dad cut my "ace" comb in half when I was a kid so I could comb my pomp to the full effect.
I'm so rock-a-billy I moon everybody whenever I'm the passenger in any automobile, whether it be a cop car or my grandmas 1984 Buick Skylark. (Grandma thinks I'm rock-a-billy when I do that).
I'm so rock-a-billy I go as myself for Halloween.
I'm so rock-a-billy I wear my Dickies jacket in the summertime.
I'm so rock-a-billy my dick has sideburns.
