Shipping Tomorrow. |
Uggh. Too much booze, too much drama. Last night I was asleep on my couch and some girl I barely know came bustin' into my apartment with one of my soon-to-be-married friends. The night before that&nb...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:44:00 PST |
Oh The Things You'll Learn... |
"It was missing a piece. And it was not Happy. So it set off in search, of it's missing piece. And as it rolled, it sang this song-
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Posted by Derek on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:22:00 PST |
Christmas is On Me...... |
The stink of American christmas is on me. It's the smell of it that I can't much stand, I can't seem to get clean...it won't wash off. The long lines, the traffic, crying kids, rude cashier...
Posted by Derek on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:31:00 PST |
HACKED |
MY bullitens have been hacked ya'll. PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ANY OF MY BULLITENS I"VE REPORTED IT TO CUSTOMER SERVICE AND HOPEFULLY THEY"LL FIX IT
Thanks,
Derek
Posted by Derek on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 06:22:00 PST |
You're Not a Liberal. |
I've come to discover that 60% of the people in Alabama that say they're "liberal" generally do not fit my classification of what a liberal is. Now, I consider myself socially liberal and economically...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:39:00 PST |
Rainy Days Bum Me Out |
On the North side of town, where the cold winds always blow. Peoples faces are hard to see, noone that you know. And on the South side of town the bad ones are carrying guns. They are all the screamin...
Posted by Derek on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:47:00 PST |
Downtown is Magic. |
I'm working all weekend. Four harmless words that when combined create a reactionary compund that triggers the part of the cortex in the human brain causing immense displeasure. There is no...
Posted by Derek on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:00:00 PST |
You, Me and The Bitch on the Phone. |
So I saw a movie this weekend. It wasn't a good movie; think of it as the cineamatic equivalent of a homeless man taking a dump into a plastic bag and tricking you into sniffing it for five buck...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:50:00 PST |
Pimp Tax? WTF??? |
On Today's Front Page of CNN.com...and I quote....
"NEW YORK (CNN) -- Republican Sen. Charles Grassley of Iowa is hoping to stamp out the sex trade by taxing pimps and prostitutes, then jailing them w...
Posted by Derek on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:19:00 PST |
Sort it out. |
That's my advice
Posted by Derek on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:44:00 PST |
