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.mr.bump.ers.

lemon lime with a twist of optimus prime

About Me

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Yo this is me..Bumpers. And yes it's my real name...well...my last name.

Ax me a question if you wanna know anything...i'm not scared to spill me guts but you best be ready cause i dont tolerate no fakeness


God is a comedian playing to an audience scared to laugh-Voltaire

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My Interests

i miss home.

im a wildcat.

I'd like to meet:

MF DOOM and Madlib

Music:



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Movies:

goonies

star wars

indiana jones

the matrix

the crow

city of lost children

akira

battle royale

lethal weapon 1 2 and 3

how high

halfbaked

robocop

total recall

crippled masters

enter the dragon

a chinese ghost story

friday

the breaks

weird science

CB4

the explorers flight of the navigator

interview with the vampire

evil dead

army of darkness

willow

beverly hills cop

clerks

mallrats

hellboy

waking life

vampire hunter D

charley and the chocolate factory

action jackson

house of flying daggers

romeo must die

legend of the drunken master

spaceballs

back to the future

Television:

i don't watch t.v. anymore. it's a traiterous tool. well mythbusters and planet earth still rock.

Books:

lullaby

fight club

and choke by chuck palaniuk
a confederacy of dunces by John Kennedy Toole

Boy's Life by Robert McCammon

Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison


the life of pi by Yann Martel

woodpeckers on still life by tom robbins

breakfast of champions by kurt vonnegut

Hyperion by dan simmons

servant of the bones

the vampire chronicles by anne rice

anything by christopher moore (read lamb)


women by charles bukowski

Heroes:

king of the cosmos samuel leroy jackson Andre Benjamin Mike Epps Henry Charles Bukowski Jr. my moms my old man

My Blog

the truth is...

"Your Friends Are Gone"(edit: you know i thought it was clear but then again you never really did have a history of understanding and i know how you like to construct your own realities; so i highligh...
Posted by .mr.bump.ers. on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:48:00 PST

my ears are ringing

Close Your Eyes To SeeIf you pass away in the wing fortressTheres a time divider and a technical team will beAt your services for what mattersWhen the mirror shatters its harder for me to seeIf there ...
Posted by .mr.bump.ers. on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:50:00 PST

my new best friends

im giving a shout out for these mugs.they do all the work, so i dont have to....
Posted by .mr.bump.ers. on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:44:00 PST

ok guys, who brought the moose?!?

partied down.im torn down now.fukkkkkyeah, alcohol will do that to a man.tear him down, the way a hungry bear would in the wilderness; severing his arms from his body and savoring the tender marrow th...
Posted by .mr.bump.ers. on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:19:00 PST

self centered.

i wont fight it anymore.i am tired.i am sore.i wanted rule this world with my intentions.i wish it made better sense.i want empathy, not sympathy.i feel remorse for all my unrequiteds.i don't think i ...
Posted by .mr.bump.ers. on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:03:00 PST

im done

with trusting anyone.my generalizations have never disappointed me.even though this stings with regret, i'd like to thank you once again.i needed that...
Posted by .mr.bump.ers. on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:55:00 PST

put you number in the paper cause i would love to date you holla at me when i come off tour.

these females be driving me mad.geez.i just want somebody who will watch back to the future and smoke some beebo with me, then spend the night and wake up to do it again in the morning.oh and i cook.w...
Posted by .mr.bump.ers. on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:55:00 PST

i love this video

check out this video.it makes me wanna yell cowabungathe frogs Add to My Profile |   More Videos...
Posted by .mr.bump.ers. on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:35:00 PST

zombies??....word.

this is a preview for a movie i watched last night called "shaolin vs evil dead". your probably wondering right now, "is this movie a sequel to the evil dead series?" no. its not."is it about shaolin ...
Posted by .mr.bump.ers. on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

the fuck ever..

i had a ball of fun this weekend.and now im utterly confused.and that's the way i like itgoodnight all.
Posted by .mr.bump.ers. on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:58:00 PST