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About Me


You Are Most Like Irving Longface!

SUCKS FOR YOU!!!

so irving longface walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "why the long face?", and then everybody cracks up, and then irving walks back to his car to get drunk by himself and then, much later, punches the dashboard onetwothree times as hard as he can.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

THE BEARD
"A sizzling thriller that ends summer on a high note! One of the year's best and most provocative movies! Prepare for a thrilling ride! <[i>The Beard] comes in the nick of time to prove a point: movies that give a damn do have a place in summer. Long after it's over, you still feel its sting." - Peter Travers (Rolling Stone)

My Blog

a look back

after six months of myspace i don't think i can stand to look at any more drinking, any more kitsch, or any more verbose cleverness. and tell me what the fuck you think is gonna happen if you meet jes...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 19:38:00 GMT

pictures of us!

i threw up some new pictures for when you click on baby's face.now, they are all copyrighted, save for japanimation irving and the cover art for the new fetish scene jaunt, so be prepared to subtract ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 20:48:00 GMT

two girlfriend jokes i wrote

i like my ex-girlfriends like i like my coffee: steaming hot, and thrown in my face during an argument with my current girlfriend.  
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 13:54:00 GMT

this is what bubs said

this is what bubs said when i knocked on his door at 6 this morning, and he was still drunky: "oh shit...i thought you was the cops. i just had a dream we beat the shit out of john mayer in his hotel ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 16:05:00 GMT