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Spen's Cells coagulated on the Rusty Lid of a Discarded Bucket of Medical Waste that had Washed up on Clacton Beach, Somewhere between 20 and 473 Years ago (Experts Accounts Differ).
He invented the Full-Stop.
He Has been playing Guitar and Drums Badly for some years now, but only started recording his own tracks in November of 2005 (So Go Easy on him)...
Spenface Once Spent 11 Years Humming Eastern European Folk Songs in a Barrel...
He Doesn't know many Human People...
There is a 72ft Statue of his Likeness in a disused undergroung Cathedral in Edinburgh...
He Exists independently of the Laws of Physics...
The Spenk likes to divide his time between being a Failing Musician, a Failing Writer and referring to himself in the Third Person.
He has Never Been Directly Hit by Falling Rain, Although it has occasionally hit him having rebounded off another Surface.
He also is happy to be Fed-Back with Feed-Back...
His Visage once appeared in a Tortilla in Mexico...
He wrote an entire Third Testament of the Christian Bible in the Style of a Broadway Musical, but scrapped it due to the difficulty of composing Rhyme in Ancient Hebrew.
He Know's a lot of Proper Musicians and spends quite a lot of time Being Jealous of them...
Spenk Lives in a Small Nest made of Broken CD Cases and Discarded Fashion Magazines...
He has just Uploaded 4 Songs.. Yes Songs.. with words and Everything, from the I'm Going to L.A E.P...
The Older, Longer and More Ponderous Songs have been archived on our Other Site: www.soundclick.com/spenface. So if you liked any of them. Go There...
Hopefully Someone Enjoys Something Somewhere...
Keep Proper
