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~*~America's Next Top Martyr~*~

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About Me

BEFORE I GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT MYSELF READ THIS: THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS ARE ASKED ON A DAILY BASIS...IF YOU ASK ME THESE QUESTIONS, AND ARE TRULY INTERESTED IN ME, YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THIS FIRST. NOT ONLY WILL I NOT RESPOND TO YOU, BUT I WILL TELL YOU OFF FOR NOT BEING CONSIDERATE IN TRYIN TO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT ME BEFORE SENDING ME A MESSAGE TELLING ME HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM...ANYWAY, HERE ARE THE ANSWERS TO ALL QUESTIONS:1) WHAT PART OF PITTSBURGH AM I FROM?: THE SOUTHSIDE 2) DO I GO TO SCHOOL?: YES, CHATHAM COLLEGE, AND I HATE IT 3) MAJOR?: PSYCHOLOGY 4) WHATS MY NAME?: (OK DUMBASS, READ IT) JOHANNA 5) WHAT DO I LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?: IF YOU CANT TELL I LIKE TO PARTY 6) DO I HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?: NO AND NO 7) AM I INTERESTED IN GIRLS?: DEPENDS ON THE GIRL 8) AM I INTERESTED IN GUYS?: OF COURSE, I MAJORED IN GUYS IN HIGH SCHOOL 9) DO I WORK?: YES IN A RESTARAUNT DOWNTOWN 10) DO I HAVE AIM/INSTANT MESSENGER/ANY MESSENGER?: NO, ITS A LONG STORY 11) WILL I HAVE SEX WITH YOU?: NO, ESPECIALLY IF THIS IS THE FIRST QUESTION YOU ASK ME, YOU WILL NEVER TOUCH ME, AND I WILL BLOCK YOU***IF YOU ASK ME THESE QUESTIONS, I WILL NOT TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWERS***
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Johanna King
Birthday: May 15, 1985
Birthplace: Canton Ohio
Current Location: Pittsburgh
Eye Color: ever changing bt usually blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: little of both
Your Heritage: polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: sandals thank u very much
Your Weakness: boys, and really good looking girls
Your Fears: the postal service....lol, jk, spiders and creepy crawlies
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese n peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: switch to pitt
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ttyl
Thoughts First Waking Up: god, not again
Your Best Physical Feature: i guess my smile
Your Bedtime: when im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: my gramma
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: bk all the way
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: yep
Do you Sing: sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: there already
Do you want to get Married: hopefully
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: i guess
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes, drums, guitar, flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not yet
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not the whole thing
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no, i always win
Ever Shoplifted: when i was little
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a toys r us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: poland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont matter
Favourite Hair Color: not grey
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: dont matter
Best Clothing Style: what ever looks good on them
Number of CDs I own: i dunno
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Well, I'm your average 20 year old...I love to party, hang out with my girls and look at the boys...I like foreign men, I think they're hot! Anyways, I grew up in the Steel City, I heart the Steelers, Troy is my Future Husband, unless I settle for Hines First! LoL! But enough about me...

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Football, Painting, Hockey, Dancing, singing...everything and anything


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Perfect Partner Survey
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How tall should they be? as tall or taller than moi
What should they weigh? that dont matter, as long as they dont weigh more than 300 lbs...lol
What hair color should they have? i dont care
What kind of personality should they have? a fun, outgoing one
Older or younger? not younger
Serious or carefree? both...an equal balance is nice
Spontainous or hesitant? spontainous
Brutally honest or tight-lipped? honesty is the best policy....lol
Beautiful or intelligent? both...
Movie or a restuarnt? both
What film actor should they most be like? hmmmm ashton kutcher
What singer should they most be like? hmmm...the lead singer of th fray...he..'s a georgous guy
Should they make all the money? no, it should be equal
Do they need to cook? i like to cook, so they dont haveta
What is their best body part? ass...lol, just kidding!!!
What body part do you not care about? hmmmm...ears
Desk job or physical labour? either, whatever makes em happy
What car should they drive? a mazda, cuz thats what i roll in
What one thing completely turns you off? a guy who thinks he..'s god gift to the world
What one thing completely turns you on? the way he treats me...
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I'd like to meet:

The Steelers! Oh and some guys who like to party and have fun, and some new friends!

Music:

I like all kinds, I am an eclectic listener

The Last Survey
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Last person you hugged hmmmm...ry-ry
Last car ride with ryan into work....lol...gobbler
Last time you cried a few nights ago...
Last movie you watched hmmmm girl interrupted
Last food you ate fries n gravy mmmmmmmm
Last item you bought a pack of cigarettes
Last shirt you wore my black one...ryan bought it for me!:)
Last phone call well, it was a customer ordering some lunch
Last text message n/a (no phone)
Last kiss he knows who he is
Last thing you touched the keyboard...hehe
Last funeral jason..'s
Last trip to the mall a few weeks ago...there not a mall close to me
Last time you were excited for something hmmm...monday, drinks with ryan
Last person you saw jessica
Last thing you drank water
Last person that broke your heart he knows who he is
Last time you were happy an hour ago...lol just playing, im always happy
Last plane ride wow, about 3 years ago
Last dream it was about my boss...weird...creepy....
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Movies:

Fritalian (Dunkin' Donuts commercial)


From round 2 of the 2006 Dunkin' Donuts ad campaign, "American Runs On Dunkin'". Music by They Might Be Giants. My all time fave movie has to be Old School!
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 70% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Television:

Family Guy Rocks, I also like Date my Mom (funny as hell), and American Idol (cmon, who doesn't)

Books:

Anything, especially Cosmo, wait thats a magazine...lolHere's Some Fun for you Guys!:Click on the chick and drag her thru the bubbles!

Heroes:

My pappy...RIP :(Take the quiz:
What kind of eyes do you have?

Scared
Your eyes are scared. Your eyes are scared of pain, or rejection. You know how much it hurts to lose someone u cared for, but in return they dumped you like a sack of potatoes! Someday you will find your special friend, or lover, so dont stay hidden too much. You have also seen much misery when it comes to guy too, so you pefer to keep it safe, and keep your heart locked up from everyone guy that seems to be interested. You dont wanna go through anymore pain....

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My Blog

been a while right?

so, I've been done with finals now for like 2 weeks, and I'm starting to get back into the party-life and seeing some old friends...I missed all of my myspace friends soooo much....especially the foll...
Posted by ~*~America's Next Top Martyr~*~ on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:25:00 PST

i havent been online

in FOREVER! i miss you guys desperately!!! sorry my life has been turned upside down with school...my new job (downtown in a crumby big building, doing desk work), and yeah partying as always....i lov...
Posted by ~*~America's Next Top Martyr~*~ on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:51:00 PST

so, this past weekend....

well, lets see, friday night me n ryan almost died...thats right...well maybe im exaggerating...regardless, we got into a pretty serious car accident...my neck, back and shoulders are still hurting......
Posted by ~*~America's Next Top Martyr~*~ on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:29:00 PST

so, i haven't posted in a while...

ok, lets see, nothing really exciting has happened recently, my friend mara moved to the burgh for school...she is gonna start at pitt in the fall...so, you know how we do, lots of partying before sch...
Posted by ~*~America's Next Top Martyr~*~ on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 06:43:00 PST

i'm home bitches!!!

so, i've survived new york! i loved every minute of it! not to mention the beautiful people that live there! me, kerry, kaylee, jenna, and lauren had such a great time! the bars there are spectacular!...
Posted by ~*~America's Next Top Martyr~*~ on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 07:17:00 PST

well...wish me luck...and that i dont get arrested

here goes my people....i am leaving tomorrow night...so tonight, is the farewell party...dont worry I WILL BE BACK...lol...ryan is coming over, with a keg..as per usual...and the regular crowd (his fr...
Posted by ~*~America's Next Top Martyr~*~ on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:36:00 PST

today is a day...

well, lets see...i was talking to my girl kerry...and today is the day when we will finally get the car inspected...thats right, inspection is a mont overdue, and in 3 days we leave for new york....so...
Posted by ~*~America's Next Top Martyr~*~ on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 06:34:00 PST

a little late, right?

Well, lets see, the fourth of july was crazy...i'll tell ya, southside was the place to be, at our house...me n the girls threw a b-b-q and had a bunch of the guys from the street over...it was fun! b...
Posted by ~*~America's Next Top Martyr~*~ on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 06:18:00 PST

heres a new one for ya

well, lets see...i no longer work at matrix, its official...i quit last night...i just couldn't take the bullshit n drama anymore...so, now i am jobless...minus my lovely waitressing job in downtown.....
Posted by ~*~America's Next Top Martyr~*~ on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:08:00 PST

so...right?

ok, well this weekend was wild...anyone go to saddleridge on sat????bulls n bikinis, right? lol omg...still fuckin hung over....sunday was alittle wild, we went to halo to try it out...i loooooove hal...
Posted by ~*~America's Next Top Martyr~*~ on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 08:54:00 PST