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DJ Kleenex (Project Mayhem @Red Star 7th May)

The Road to hell is paved with Good Intentions....

About Me

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Welcome to the DJ Kleenex MySpace page



I'm a music promoter based in and around New Cross SE London. I run 3 successful nights, the SKA Burlesque, Project Mayhem and Project Mayhem: Battle of the Bands.
Although I enjoy Promoting. My main love is Djing. I play Rock, Metal, Indie, Punk & SKA and I'm always on the lookout for more gigs!
I've DJ'ed regularly at the Old & New Goldsmiths Tavern, the New Cross Inn, the Brixton Jamm, the Hope and Anchor, Dirty South, the Montague Arms and present the Monday Night Wipe-up on Riddimbusta.com every Monday at 10pm.
I DJ Alternative Thursdays every Thursday at the Hobgoblin (272 New Cross Rd, New Cross London SE14), bi-monthly at the Cherry Tree on Fridays or Saturdays and of course at the SKA Burlesque which I also Promote. Check my calendar for more details....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Steve Kleenex
Birthday: 1st Feb 1975
Birthplace: Guys Hospital
Current Location: New Cross, South London SE14
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both, either
Your Heritage: 1/4 greek Cypriot, 1/4 Irish, 1/2 English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Spider print DM's
Your Weakness: Glass, Heat, Jehovah Witnesses
Your Fears: Myself
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken, Onions, Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Chilli
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To prove myself to all those doubters. Fuck em all!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Why are u ignoring me ;-)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why's it so huge in the morning....
Your Best Physical Feature: My Hair
Your Bedtime: When I feel tied
Your Most Missed Memory: The old GMT
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wimpy pisses over both of them
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: N/A
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: Like the Osbournes
Do you Sing: Yes, if Im good at it's another matter
Have you Been in Love: Yes, at the Moment
Do you want to go to College: I want to get out of college
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself:
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: No
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: I enjoy playing with my Organ
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: More than Iv drunk water
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: You cant ask that
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes with my Girlfriend
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes the bullring
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Im english so no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Im allergic to seafood
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes to moan at bands when they fuck about
In the past month have you been Dumped: No but I've had a dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: N/A
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Pick N' Mix
Ever been Drunk: Too many times
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: A few times
Ever Shoplifted: When I was younger
How do you want to Die: I want to live forever
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Me
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red (Not Ginger)
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'1 - 5'9
Weight: under 10 stone
Best Clothing Style: Alternative, Goth
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds, maybe even thousands
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I have no regrets
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ALT-DJ & Project Mayhem
Office: 323 New Cross Rd, New Cross London SE14 6AS
Mobile: +44 7956 396470
Email Enquires: [email protected]
Website: www.alt-dj.co.uk
DJs always available
BANDS ALWAYS NEEDED
VENUES WISHING TO HOST A PROJECT MAYHEM NIGHT SHOULD CONTACT ME USING THE ABOVE ME
For Upcoming event listings, please visit my blog..
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


70%

Jigsaw


70%

Hannibal Lecter


65%

Leatherface


55%

Candyman


50%

Captain Spaulding


35%

Freddy Krueger


35%

Jason Voorhees


30%

Michael Myers


30%

Buffalo Bill


15%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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My Interests

Computers & the Internet
Music (Rock, Metal, Punk, Indie, SKA, Goth)
Movie (Horror & Sci-fi Mostly)
Cyberpunk (Especially William Gibson)
X-BOX (First Person Shoot-em-ups)Doom, Quake, Bioshock, Black, Turok, but my favourite is the Halo series... Fantastic!!! (Check out my profile on online multiplayer DJ Kleenex

Obviously I'm really looking forward to this:

Fetish & Dark Culture

I'd like to meet:

Nobody. I dont really like people!

Music:


In no particular order.....Guns N Rose,Dead Kennedys, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, ACDC, Aerosmith, Billy Idol, Generation X, Siouxsie 7 the Banshees, Joy Division, Blondie, Rocket from the Tombs, The Ramones, Carter USM, The Distillers, Bowie, Eddie Cochrum, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Skid Row, Sid Vicious (My Way), Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica, The Killers, Hard-FI, Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Lostprophets, Madness, Specials, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, the waterboys, Weezer (Say it Aint So), Nine inch Nails, Paradise lost, Incubus Succubus, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Marylin Manson, Nirvana, The Door (Roadhouse Blues: Well I woke up this morning and got myself a beer-Best lyric ever), Placebo, The Pixies, Public Image, the Only Ones, Pulp, james, Rammstein, Republica, Hot Action Cop, Rage Against the machine, Royal Giggalo's(California Dreaming), Squeeze, Subhumans, The Anti Nowhere league, Peter & the Test Tube Babies, The Damned, The Distillers, The Stooges, The Verve, U2, Ugly Kid Joe, Velvet Revolver, Van Halen, Blondie, Bluetones, Black Crows, Chuck Berry, Elvis, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Bright Eyes, Voice of the beehive

Movies:

The Matrix
Fight Club
The Day the Earth Stood Still
The Star Wars Trillogy
Comic Adaptions (Batman, Spidey, X-men, Hulk etc)
Anything with Vampires

Television:

Heroes (Roll on season 2!!!!)
Lost
Doctor Who
Torchwood
Smallville
Jekyll
Buffy
Angel
Farscape
Simpsons
Futurama

Books:

Fiction
Neuromancer, Count Zero, The Mona Lisa Overdrive, 2001: A Space Odyssey & the Odyssey Series, War of the Worlds, Spares, Childhoods End, The Rama Series, The Songs of Distant Earth, Imperial Earth, The Foundation Series, The Fountains of Paradise, Asimov's Robot Series, Random Acts of Senseless Violence, The Hot Zone, the Door into Summer, Methusalahs Children, I Will Fear no Evil, The Cat Who Walks Through Walls, The Puppet Masters, Anne Rices Vampire Series, Fear & Lothing in Las Vegas
Non-Fiction
Cosmos, The Case For Mars, Cyberpunk:Outlaws & Hackers on the Computer Frontier, the Anarchist Cookbook, the Necronomicron, the Encyclopedia of Brainwashing & Mind Control, Rotten
Comic Books
Batman(especially the Dark Night Returns), The Hulk, Superman, Spider Man, the Spectre, Morbius the Living Vampire, Ghost Rider, Spawn, Demon, Classic Silver Age Marvel, Iron Man, Green Lantern, Crisis on Infinite Earths, Secret Wars, Hellblazer, Swamp Thing

Heroes:

Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 95% Spider-Man 80% Batman 80% Catwoman 65% Hulk 65% Iron Man 65% Robin 59% Wonder Woman 42% Supergirl 42% Superman 30% The Flash 20% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

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Check out this event: Project Mayhem: Battle of the Bands @ the Venue Ba

Hosted By: Steve KleenexWhen: 18 May 2007, 19:00Where: The Venue Basement2a Clifton Rise, New Cross, LO SE146JPUnited KingdomDescription:Steve Kleenex Click Here To View Event...
Posted by DJ Kleenex (Project Mayhem @Red Star 7th May) on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:48:00 PST

Press Release: SKA Burlesque @ the Brixton Jamm

Ska BurlesqueThursday 15th February @ JAMMThursday nights have just got exciting  with Jerry Dammers, an ex-colleague of Dita Von Teese and a chance to let your personality go wild!Ska and Burlesque ...
Posted by DJ Kleenex (Project Mayhem @Red Star 7th May) on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST

Check out this event: The SKA Burlesque @ the Montague

Hosted By: Steve KleenexWhen: 18/01/2007Where: The Montague289 Queens Road, New Cross London, SE15United KingdomDescription:Steve Kleenex Click Here To View Event...
Posted by DJ Kleenex (Project Mayhem @Red Star 7th May) on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:18:00 PST

Check out this event: The SKA Burlesque

Hosted By: Steve KleenexWhen: Saturday Nov 11, 2006 at 8:00 PMWhere: The Montague Arms289 Queens RdLondon, SE14UKDescription:Steve Heskins Click Here To View Event...
Posted by DJ Kleenex (Project Mayhem @Red Star 7th May) on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:57:00 PST

A Guide to Gigging for Bands and Solo Artists from a Promoters Point of View

By Steve KleenexWARNING: This document is brutally honest. In the words of John Lydon ..I don..t have time for lies and fantasy..s and neither should you... If you want to deceive yourself and pretend...
Posted by DJ Kleenex (Project Mayhem @Red Star 7th May) on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:43:00 PST

Check out this event: Project Mayhem (Artful)

Hosted By: Steve HeskinsWhen: 5 Oct 2006 20:00Where: South London289 Queens RoadLondon, SE15UKDescription:Steve Heskins Click Here To View Event...
Posted by DJ Kleenex (Project Mayhem @Red Star 7th May) on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:09:00 PST

ALT-DJ, Project Mayhem, Subterrania & the SKA Burlesque Listings - October onwards

Anarchy in New Cross @ the hobgoblin272 New Cross Rd SE14 (02086923193)Every Monday 8pm .. 11pm Free Entry. (No Dress Code) DJ Loxy on the decks playing Soul & Motown, Classic Rock, Rock, Indie & SKAA...
Posted by DJ Kleenex (Project Mayhem @Red Star 7th May) on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 03:21:00 PST

Check out this event: The SKA Burlesque @ the Montague

Hosted By: Steve KleenexWhen: Thursday Sep 21, 2006 at 8:00 PMWhere: the Montague Arms289 Queens Road, New Cross SE15London, SE14UKDescription:Steve Kleenex Click Here To View Event...
Posted by DJ Kleenex (Project Mayhem @Red Star 7th May) on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:20:00 PST