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Ms. Wind Up Bird

I'm abstaining from anything that involves your face.

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator I often wonder about the nature of people's intentions.
I like to ask a lot of questions.
I don't like Panic! At the Disco but everyone else seems to. Their name insinuates fun and they just don't seem very...fun.
I've never grown out of carrying a safety blanket with me everywhere I go...but instead of a blanket it's a book.
Nothing really holds my attention for more then 10 seconds.
I'm an aspiring writer which means I'm a hack. The things I value are different from what other people value. I'm a hack.
February. Get ink, shed tears.
Write of it, sob your heart out, sing,
While torrential slush that roars
Burns in the blackness of the spring
Boris Pasternak

My Interests

Reading for the sake of a thirst that is never quenched, Writing for the sake of expressing what I think I can't express, reactionary anarchy, dystopian culture, conundrums, the bitchy halves of siamese twins, satire, fashion, black humor, talking gorillas with post apocalyptic messages about the ecosystem, prostitutes of the mind, death cults, former models missing their lower mandible, I want to travel everywhere before I drop dead of some sort of cancer, the physics of how someone can stab themself in their own heart, hamsters who do cute things like exist, the processes of mortuary science, sexaholics anonymous, being a cute girl with fucked up notions of life, love and happiness, the russian language, the sweet stylings of accordian music, the cold hard truth of science, taxidermied animals and vintage things

I'd like to meet:

Not Brangelina for god's sake. Give me a fucking break.

Music:

air, aqualung, the arcade fire, black black ocean, cocorosie, death from above 1979, denali, the dresden dolls, elliott smith, head automatica, hot hot heat, johnny cash, les savy fav, regina spektor, eisley, hope sandoval and the warm invention, ima robot, lali puna, tegan and sara, modest mouse, the mars volta, minus the bear, mum, the pixies,the postal service, rilo kiley, the velvet underground, camera obscura, the pipettes, the arctic monkeys, bloc party, yann tiersen, the grates, billy woodward

Movies:

Fight Club, Amelie, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Pulp Fiction, The Royal Tenenbaums, Edward Scissorhands, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, I

Television:

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
-Kurt Vonnegut

Books:

Book List
1) White Noise by Don DeLillo
2)Feast of Snakes by Harry Crews
3) Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut
4) Hey Nostradamus by Douglas Coupland
5) Perfume by Patrick Suskind
6)The Stranger by Albert Camus
7) Kiss me, Judas by Will Christopher Baer
8)Naked by David Sedaris
9) The Rum Diary by Hunter S. Thompson
10)Stranger then Fiction by Chuck Palahniuk
11) The Acid House by Irvine Welsh
12) Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk
13) Diary by Chuck Palahniuk
14) Vampire: the Masquerade clan novels! Yes, all 13 of them. I am a nerd.
15) Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk
16) Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
17) Fight Club by Palahniuk
18) Fugitives and Refugees: A walk in Portland, Oregon by Chuck Palahniuk
19) Choke by Chuck Palahniuk
20) Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
21) Dangerous Angels by Francesa Lia Block
22) Violet and Claire by Francesca Lia Block
23) Jennifer Government by Max Berry
24) Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris.
25)Pulp by Charles Bukowski
26) Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk
27) The Contortionist's Handbook by Craig Clevenger
28) Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture by Douglas Coupland
29) Razor Wire Pubic hair by Carlton Mellick III
30) Reasons to Live by Amy Hempel
31) The Catcher in the Rye by J.D Sallinger
32) The Perks of being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
33) Welcome to the Monkeyhouse by Kurt Vonnegut
34) The Ice at the Bottom of the World by Mark Richard
35) Penny Dreadful by Will Christopher Baer
36) A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
37) The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
38) Dress your Family in Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris
39) Eleanor Rigby by Douglas Coupland
40) Geek Love by Katherine Dunn
41) The Wanting Seed by Anthony Burgess
42) Dermaphoria by Craig Clevenger
43) Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
44) How we are Hungry by Dave Eggers
45) Hocus Pocus by Kurt Vonnegut
46) The Wind Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami
47) Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
48) Sputnik Sweetheart by Haruki Murakami
49) The Grotesque by Patrick McGrath
50) A Wild Sheep Chase by Haruki Murakami
51) JPod by Douglas Coupland
52) Asleep by Banana Yoshimoto
53) Under the Skin by Michel Faber
54) The Coma by Alex Garland
55) The Wasp Factory by Iain Banks
56) Company by Max Barry
57) Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut
58) The Body Artist by Don DeLillo
59) Heartsnatcher by Boris Vian
60) Voodoo Heart by Scott Snyder
61) After the Quake by Haruki Murakami
62) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey through the American Dream by Hunter S.Thompson
63) In the Miso Soup by Ryu Murakami
64) American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
65) Venus in Furs by Leopold von Sacher Masoch
66) Why People Believe Weird Things by Michael Shermer
There are also a bunch of books that rocked my socks as a child and in my high school years and I thought I would take the liberty to add them...Matilda by Roald Dahl, Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, The Outsiders by SE Hinton, To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee, Little Women by Louisa May Alcott, Animal Farm by George Orwell, Bridge to Terebithia by Katherine Patterson and Donna Diamond, Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes, Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison, The Goosebumps Series :D, Shakespeare, Sophocles, Euripedes, Dracula by Bram Stoker, Louis Sachar, The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Stupid Fairy Tales, Judy Blume...I don't know how to explain why I read so many books other than the fact that I'm an only child and I had an imaginary friend named Dave*
*Names have been changed to protect the privacy of others.

Heroes:

Other writers.

My Blog

In all due seriousness

So my Art Institute career is quickly drawing to an end. The weeks have flown by this quarter and I will be graduating (without actually attending graduation *shakes fist* I don't care enough to go) a...
Posted by Ms. Wind Up Bird on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:56:00 PST

Do re me

So I quit my job at Raw because I'm tired of not making money. I need a new job desperately. The situation isn't looking very good for me. Today is my last day working there and I have yet to find a j...
Posted by Ms. Wind Up Bird on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:52:00 PST

Thank you!

Thank you for everyone who came out last night you are awesome! YAY I AM LEGAL NOW BITCHES!
Posted by Ms. Wind Up Bird on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:36:00 PST

BIRTHDAAAYYY

Drinking! FUN! MAYHEM MAYHEM MAYHEM! Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes. You guys fucking rock. I hope to see a lot of you at my party tonight!!!
Posted by Ms. Wind Up Bird on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:10:00 PST

I am antisocial

and my birthday is on the 28th. If I didn't send you an invitation and you are a friend of mine who is now deeply offended please call me :)I can't believe there are people out there that are seriousl...
Posted by Ms. Wind Up Bird on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:48:00 PST

If I find out who stole my ipod

I am going to cut your fucking balls off...and if you happen to be a woman I am going to cut someone's balls off and sew them onto your forehead you asshole.YAY guess who might have to take the housin...
Posted by Ms. Wind Up Bird on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:48:00 PST

The Plan

In the next few months I am going to complete my internships while maintaining the job I have. This is going to suck because at minumum I am going to work 42 hours a week. At maximum...56. Boo to that...
Posted by Ms. Wind Up Bird on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:28:00 PST

Life

I got an internship lined up for next quarter. I'm happy because it's not a production internship. I also landed an interview for another one on Wednesday and the lady told me that a lot of people got...
Posted by Ms. Wind Up Bird on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST

Times like these

I met Irvine Welsh. Very interesting fellow. He's extremely brazen and intelligent. My book has a message scrawled in it that is completely indecipherable. Thank you Dan Gold for keeping me company th...
Posted by Ms. Wind Up Bird on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 07:30:00 PST

Oh the mighty human!

The government should really think about enforcing a sterilzation program. There are way too many people who just shouldn't procreate. You know how people with diseases like HIV choose not to reproduc...
Posted by Ms. Wind Up Bird on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:21:00 PST