Johnnyrock

I am a 45 year old man, which makes me a mid-life crisis douchebag with a myspace account. I work in adult films and have over 350 films to my credit. I am known as Johnnyrock or Johnnyrocket for some unknown reason. I have just concluded my autobiography which is entitled "How to Survive Living With a Dominican Dominatrex." I'm beginning casting for my next feature film " Housewives Gone Wild" within the next month. All Taras and Kitten Moons are welcome!
I have two children. My oldest Christopher (aka Bud) is known as "Mini Me" and is currently doing his senior year of high school with his head firmly implanted in his buttchops to contain his big brains and outgoing personality. Bud is a virtuoso musician with a degree in the personal organ. He recently passed his drivers test, despite the fact that he purposely tried to run over an old lady and turned his parallel park into a vertical park. I think his instructor had the hots for him, because of the massive hog he sports.
My youngest son Tyler (aka Beanie) is in protective custody at North Country Middle School and is known as "The Latin Lover" because of his exploits with the young ladies at the said middle school, despite the fact that his nickname is "Teenie Weenie Beanie". "It's not the size of the bone, it's how much you moan", according to little Becky Richardson. His best friend "PJ's" has an extremely hot mom. No one knows about this, so mums the word! Actually, moms the word! YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! Bean is also an East Indian body builder and Kung-fu master, so I really don't get in the kid's way, if you know what I mean. Unless he is in an unconscious state of drunkenness. Then I make Jelly fart in his face and blame it on Clookie the Dog.
My doogie's name is Clookie and she's cool too. When she's not dropping a Lincoln on Beanie's bed or incessantly licking Bud, she's cruising the streets looking for some cats to throw some ass beatings. Then she brings them home so we can make Chinese food with their remains. She also gives high fives when the Mets and Giants are kicking ass. She's a good little doogie.
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My Theme Song is Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
A distant ship, smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves."
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