I am the MySpace DeviL, and I am here to collect your fucking souls...shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckerassrapingbitch
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I WANT YOUR SOUL
let me see you naked
GO BUY THESE SONGS
SUPPOSEDLY, I like tempting people to "sin" and be "bad"...and evidently I enjoy getting blamed for all the "evil" in the world...I guess it's easier to blame the unseen 'forces of darkness' for all the fucked-up shit people do to each other than to accept the disturbing fact that 'evil' comes from within, but whatever, I got a reputation to uphold... When you really think about it, humans are the only species of animal (yes, animal) on the planet that intentionally inflict pain on each other and KILL for reasons OTHER than survival, yet you call yourselves "civilized"...HA! I love it! My absolute favorite thing to do is watch the religious struggle not to fuck (or "fornicate" as they call it) or even masturbate, because it's "sinful"...it's ironic that repressing your own human urges and villifying your natural instincts is exactly the reason why you're all so miserable and pissed off, which causes you to take it out on each other and make the world the sick, twisted shithole that it is... But, hey, I'm the "Prince of Darkness" and the "Father of Lies" so whatever I say doesn't matter anyway. Fuck it. I like pussy.
YOU...your mother, your sister, your hot friends, their sisters, their hot friends... I am here to punish the wicked whores of MySpace for their wicked...wickedness... I shall slap all of the bad girls on their bare asses and call them 'naughty' (especially the hot ones)
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The MySpace DeviL has 666 zillion friends.
Darth Fucking Vader
The Burger King
Al Swearengen
Bill the Butcher
Bud the Iguana
Motherfucking Mr. Rogers
My Melissa
My Janna
My Favorite Canadian
WonderWoman
General ZOD
Cyrus
My "Angel"
My Amanda
Death
Godzilla
Derek
My Plaything
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The Can
Bitchslicer
The Dark Lord Kramdar
Wonder Showzen
The MySpace Reaper
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The Exorcist, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, The Amityville Horror, The Notebook, The Omen, Sin City, Casablanca, Halloween, The Princess Bride, Godzilla Vs. Mothra, Anchorman, Friday the 13th part 2, 2046, Closer, Once Upon a Time in the West, Meet Joe Black, The Devil's Advocate, Fright Night, Seven Samurai, Somewhere in Time, Jaws, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kill Bill (1&2), and, the best fucking movie ever made:
Rome, Deadwood, 24, The Shield, Sopranos, Real Time with Bill Maher, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and The Colbert Report ...and that's it. FUCK TV!!!
The Bible (the funniest shit ever written)
ME, motherfucker
The MySpace DeviL wants to know - HOW OFTEN DO YOU MASTURBATE?
once a month
once a week
2-3 times a week
once a day
twice a day
3 times a day
constantly (I'm a nympho and I want to get fucked NOW)
never (I'm a religious retard)
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