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About Me


I don't remember when I was born. Let's just say my childhood wasn't great, so the fact that I've blocked most of it out is probably a good thing. I remember a dumpster behind a Tim Horton's, then the next thing I remember was being in a dumpster in an apartment complex. People saved me from that dumpster and cleaned me up. I was so grateful. But then it got weird. In exchange for saving my life, I am apparently forever indebted to them, and must do whatever they ask. I've plotted insurance scams with a group of rebel ducks from Japan, survived being left outdoors during an ice storm, and even had a threesome with a sheep and a human woman. I've been male most of my life, but sometimes I become female. I know... it's weird. I once gave birth to two half-duck/half-koala children. The whole "miracle of childbirth" thing is crap when you're pushing out abominations damned by God. On the plus side, I do get to travel several times a year. I enjoy a change of surroundings.....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other fowl with similar foul fetishes.

My Blog

A Son!

I shall call him... Dumpster Duckling, and he shall travel the world doing my bidding!  Muahahahaha muahahahahha muahhahahahaha! Sorry for the blurry shot... your photography skills wouldn't...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 01:28:00 GMT

Scientology is Evil

Dumpster Duck" loves you, that's why I decided to post this...Tom Cruise does it again!
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:41:00 GMT

Best. Mouse. Ever.

Check it out, yo.
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:00:00 GMT

Humans build 105-foot-tall, 85-foot-wide Duck idol!

This is proof of how great our influence over the world has become.  The humans are now building giant idolatrous likenesses of us.And it gets even better.  They're putting human celebrity f...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:50:00 GMT

At Last, a Starring Role

My new film opens this month, I hope you enjoy it... http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/duck/
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 21:20:00 GMT

Our Influence Remains

A while ago, Aflac insurance company said they were going to stop using their duck mascot.  This was good and bad for us.  It was good because it proved how powerful our influence is.  ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 15:17:00 GMT

Dear God, Not Again

I had the dream again. The dream where I've been over to the neighbors and crapped in their flower beds. Only it's not a dream. I really did it. Now, before you judge me, you should know that my n...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:10:00 GMT