Remember That Cocksucker Clagett? |
Magistrate Clagett: General Crook bears victorys garland for having routed the miniconjous at Slim Buttes. Al: Well done, General. General: ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 12:18:00 GMT |
Sally fuckin' forth. |
Al: A slob mick cop in Chicago gonna take me off for 35 dollars. Just because he thinks he can. cause when he comes around for his free fuckin meal an...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:39:00 GMT |
My Return To Fucking Television |
Looks like I'll be back on fucking television in June seeing as how the fucking hoopleheads at HBO see fit to let that greasy fat fuck Tony Soprano strut his fucking neuroses in front of the American ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 08:04:00 GMT |
God Damn Pinkertons |
Alice: Until late, Mr. Swearengen, I was employed by Alma Garret, as tutor to her orphan ward.
Silas: Sacked two days ago.
Al: Let her tell it.
Al...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 08:51:00 GMT |
Cat Piss |
Al: Where have you been, Jimmy?
Jimmy: So fuckin sick, Mr. Swearengen. Chills, fever.
Al: Yeah, I hear it still in your chest.
Jimmy: Couple times, felt like turnin my face to the fuckin wall...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:57:00 GMT |
Fixin' To Put A Hurtin' On |
You shut the fuck up, huh? Gimme that! Hey, you suck my dick and shut the fuck up, huh? Come here. Come on. Now then, here. The place where I found you, huh, is where thi...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 09:19:00 GMT |
You're a pain in my balls. |
Its a strange fuckin sensation. Distracts me from my hard-on. Fuckin caskets&bring out the dunce in the entire fuckin community. I took some fuckin beatin after my brothers fuckin ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 10:13:00 GMT |
Doing Commentary at the Olympics with Bob Costas |
Costas is a fucking cocksucker.
> Bob Costas: "Al an exciting day in the water polo> pool, with the USA just missing gold by 1 goal> against Argentina.">> Al Swearingen: "Cocksuckers. ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jun 2005 14:53:00 GMT |
