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Bustin Dustinâ„¢

LAUGHTER DOES THE BODY GOOD!

About Me

Hello friends, fans and misfits. I am just here to explore my skills and talents as an entertainer, as well as cleaning up the rough edges of my material. I am open to other professional comics and their advice/opinions. Especially locals who have proven themselves to be real entertainers, coming from this beautiful corn state of EYE-OH-WHA. Outside of entertaining, there is something I need to make perfectly clear: InterNET people kind of scare me, so there's no humping strangers whatsoever! I am here to entertain, and/or be entertained. I only add and accept people who are real and love to laugh out loud. So for those with fake pics, porn cam/mortgage offers and future guests of the Jerry Springer Show, you are not welcome on my page. And if you were recently removed from the list, then you were either fake, grumpy, trying to sell me something and/or registered with the LocalSexOffenders.com. Other than that, I can handle pretty much anything else.
Look through my profile and send a message before requesting to be added to my friends list. Give me the opportunity to get to know you before any decision is made. I am excited to make new friends and enjoy my stay here at MySpace.com.BOOKING DETAILS: Send a message, with all contact information, including club/venue name and location. Prices vary, depending on traveling distance and budget. Stand-up Comedy is becoming more popular, generating more business with a fun and exciting atmosphere. More and more clubs/bars, and company parties are taking full advantage of this opportunity. If I can't entertain you, I know others who can!CONTACT ME DIRECT: If you don't have a MySpace account, that's not a problem. You can contact me by email at: [email protected]

My Interests


Sometimes reality just plain sucks. But if you can laugh at it, then it becomes waaaay more tolerable to deal with, no matter how shitty the world looks around you. Working hard at being optimistic with humor is worth all the trouble. And making people laugh is how I deal with that suffering. This is my gift, allow me to share it with you!
Right now you are witnessing the beginning stages of amateur comedy. Rough and in your face, but soon to be cleaned up for ALL audiences. Got a sense of humor?

I'd like to meet:

DANNY FRANKS (Michael McMarshmellow)

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DANE COOK LIVE!

Music:

DANIEL ADAIR
(NICKELBACK DRUMMER)

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, My Father, My Grandfather, Arthur Booth (RIP), Court and Bink, Holly Roozeka, Nick Reinert (RIP), Ashton Kutcher, David Scott, Dane Cook, Jay Davis, Judy Carter, Jay Sankey, Dave Schwensen, Franklyn Ajaye, James Mendrinos, Jan Goldberg, Lee Nordling, Lars Ulrich, Celine Deon, Olivia Newton John, Quincy Jones, George Lucas, Michael Jordan, Carl Lewis, Nolan Ryan, Tiger Woods, Tadashi Yamashita, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee (RIP), Shoshin Nagamine (RIP), Anthony Hopkins, Kevin Costner, Clint Eastwood, Robert DeNiro, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino, Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, Kirk Douglas, Morgan Freeman, Robin Williams, Bill Cosby, Steve Martin, Jerry Lewis, Tim Conway, Jim Carrey, Ron Howard, Steve Irwin (RIP), Christopher and Dana Reeve (RIP), Jim Henson (RIP), Michael Landon (RIP), Martin Luther King Jr (RIP), Lucille Ball (RIP), Bob Hope (RIP), George Burns (RIP), Rodney Dangerfield (RIP), Elvis Presley (RIP), John Candy (RIP), Bob Denver (RIP), Don Knotts (RIP), Groucho Marx (RIP), Gene Kelly (RIP), Dean Martin (RIP), Marilyn Monroe (RIP), Sammy Davis Jr (RIP), Frank Sinatra (RIP), Wayne Newton (is he still alive?), Albert Einstein, Alexander Graham Bell, Wright Brothers, Thomas Edison, Benjamin Franklin, Galileo, Miyamoto Musashi, and Walt Disney.

My Blog

SEX TALK WITH DAD

SEX TALK WITH DAD When I was 15-years old, my father took me aside to have that "talk" about the birds and the beez. Already having experienced sex, I gave pops a sporting chance for my own amusement....
Posted by Bustin Dustin" on Fri, 18 May 2007 02:37:00 PST

MOTHERHOOD

MTHERHD I became a "mom" soon after the seperation with my kid's mother. Having full custody of my two daughters, it was then, they suffered from coughing up hairballs. I learned alot at tha...
Posted by Bustin Dustin" on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:43:00 PST

BUMPER TO BUMPER

BUMPER T BUMPER These days I am finding more and more of those metallic bull testicals hanging from car bumpers & hitches. Are these sold in the automotive department at Walmart? And wh...
Posted by Bustin Dustin" on Mon, 15 May 2006 07:58:00 PST

STAYING FIT

As a former certified personal fitness trainer, I always admire those who can physically take good care of their bodies. To help stay lean and maintain size, I stick to a strict protein diet. Foods w...
Posted by Bustin Dustin" on Fri, 05 May 2006 11:18:00 PST