Fragrance for Your Balls- by John Paraboschi
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Hi, My name is John Paraboschi. Can I date your daughter? .. ..A Fight Song for the Hookers of America. .. ..I wish. .. ..High School Janitor Man. .. ..Scheming a way to be Huge Hefner's successor. Helping Brittany Spears on her road to recovery. Being one of Anna Nicole Smith's babies daddies. Still Trying to figure out why P.Diddy just changed his name again to just Diddy. Working out a way to sneek my way into next year's little league world series. Fim Production. Writing. TV. Listening to Music. Playing Guitar. Dreaming about having a nice car. Stand-Up Comedy. Sports. Traveling. Hanging out with my great friends.
David Ortiz. Tom Brady. Paul Pierce. Barack Obama. Conan O' Brian. Young Eddie Murphy. Dave Chapelle. Stephen Lynch. Dane Cook. The Original SNL Cast. Dave Matthews. Tom Hanks. Jim Carrey. Kiefer Sutherland of 24. The Cast of Arrested Development. The Creators of Mint Chocolete Chip Ice Crem. Girls I Would Like to Meet: Jennifer Love Hewitt. Brittany Murphy. Gwen Stefani. Eva Langoria. Ciara. The Pussycat Dolls. And Eisha Cuthbert please.
Beastie Boys. Bright Eyes. Dave Matthews Band. Tim Reynolds. The Wallflowers. Bob Dylan. The Beatles. Ben Harper (and the innocent criminals). Tom Petty (and the heartbreakers). Less Than Jake. RX Bandits. Coldplay. The Honarary Title. Phil Collins. Cake. Saves the Day. Flogging Molly. Reel Big Fish. Tencious D. The Aquabats. The White Stripes. The Postal Service. Alkaline Trio. Death Cab for Cutie. The Decemberists. Gatsbys American Dream. Mae. The Matches. Copeland. Ben Folds. Anberlin. Thrice. Weezer. MXPX. Jimmy Eat World. My Chemical Romance. New Found Glory. Yellowcard. Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Hot Hot Heat. Mad Caddies. Jason Mraz. Jack Johnson. Steel Train. Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Green Day. Midtown. Allister. Rufio. Blink182. Dashboard Confessinal. John Reuben. Goldfinger. Colin Hay. Nick Drake. John Mayer. Damien Rice. Keane. Plain White T's. Something Corperate. Piebald. Barenaked Ladies. Zebrahead. Sublime. Counting Crows. Reggie and the Full Effect. The Get Up Kids. Mars Volta. At The Drive In. Snow Patrol. The Early November. The Killers. Ok Go. Minus the Bear.
American Pie. A Beautiful Mind. Braveheart. Cast Away. Clerks. Donnie Darko. Dumb and Dumber. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Forrest Gump. Good Will Hunting. The Green Mile. Jaws. The Last Samurai. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Matchstick Men. Memento. Minority Report. Pulp Fiction. Punch Drunk Love. Road to Perdition. The Shawshank Redemption. Saving Private Ryan. The Silance of the Lambs. Spider Man 1-2. Star Wars. The Passion. Back to the Future 1-2-3. Turner and Hootch. Billy Madison. Happy Gilmore. Big Daddy. Ace Ventura 1-2. The Mask. The Truman Show. The Usual Suspects. Weekend at Bernies. Old School. X-Men 1-2. Teen Wolf. Garden State. Liar Liar. Kill Bill 1-2. Sin City. The Cable Guy. Animal House. Cinderella Man. Willy Wonka and the Chocolete Factory (old and new). Wedding Crashers. Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. Dude Where's My Car. The Abyss. Adaptation. Apollo 13. Armageddon. Chasing Amy. Chicago. Enemy at the Gates. Fight Club. Girl Next Door. Master and Commandor. Motorcycle Diaries. Requium for a Dream. Sideways. The Terminal. Crash. Little Miss Sunshine. King Kong. 21 Grams. And all M. Night movies - The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, The Village, and Lady in the Water.
Upright Citizens Brigade. Freaks and Geeks. 24. Arrested Development. Prison Break. House. Nip/Tuck. The Office. Scrubs. ESPN News and Sportscenter. The Science Channel. Family Guy. Married with Children Re-Runs. The Simpsons. Fuse. The Daily Show. HBO Soft Porn.
Most Recently Reading: The Da Vinci Code. Angels and Demons. Deception Point. Digital Fortress. Anything by Dan Brown. Anything by Brian K. Vaughan (The reason I started reading comics again.) Y, The Last Man. Ex Machina. The Runaways. The Escapists. Pride of Baghdad.
My Older Sister and my best friend Amy.