born out of the ashes of the now legendary DON NAZIS, and featuring members of such modern luminaries as HESTON RIFLE, dESPEROSITY., THE ENDANGERED FECES, JOHN HOULIHAN AND THE JOHN HOULIHAN BAND, TELEVISION DOWN, and AMERICAN DISTRESS. the TCFF has quickly gained the reputation as rock n roll's one true super-group (now that blind faith has broken up). while THE BEEGE's silky smooth vocal stylings and wild, bare-chested stage antics garner most of the attention from the press (and the ladies), it's HUGO who is undeniably the driving force of this dynamic quintet. both as an artistic visionary (hugo has written NINE WHOLE SONGS in the 4 years of the band's existance) and a stern taskmaster (he's been known to schedule up to ONE practice a month) hugo has proven to be the cornerstone of this great rock n roll combo. noone's sure anymore what LENNY does in the band, but he's renowned for his punctuality and lack of strong opinions so they let him stick around. likewise, little is known about DANCIN MIKE, just that he plays the bongos or something. and he's gay. filling out the fuck flicks sound is their newest member JOHN HOULIHAN, who pounds the piano like a confused monkey. and finally, now known as the "fifth" fuck flick, HEAVY METAL CHRIS has long since moved on to greener pastures. but he looks good in a belly shirt so he has to be mentioned. a string of memorable live shows throughout the new york area over the past 4 years, fueled by copious amounts of booze and drugs, a deep love of pornography, more booze and drugs, a willingness to shamelessly rip off the mummies, and a lack of anything meaningful to do with their lives, has earned the TCFF a rabid local following, the respect and admiration of their peers, and the title of THE GREATEST ROCK AND ROLL BAND IN THE WORLD! (any inquiries from the rolling stones lawyers can be sent to
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