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Matt

...Yeah, it's a crazy world. Someone oughta sell tickets.

About Me

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My Interests

correcting bad grammar, dominating fools at Connect Four, running, music, Konglish, travel, learning, Boulevard Wheat, soju, F-bombs, international cuisine, Bob Marley, fart jokes, ajimas, keeping it real, following dreams...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to be in my cult. It's fairly simple really. You just worship toilet paper. Human sacrifices are on Wednesdays. There is no bestiality involved but I'm looking into changing that. The only blood we drink is from virgins but we have had a problem finding any lately. So... I may change that rule as well.
Lost in the crowd in Seoul.

Music:

We're going to skate to one song and one song only. "Lady Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas.

Books:

Whatever is on the syllabus.

Heroes:

Nothing but a sandwich.

My Blog

why I dont need cable

In an effort to put my brain on ice before it starts to overheat during summer semester I find myself watching inordinate amounts of TV lately. It's amazing to me because for the low, low price of $60...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:33:00 PST

Job searching = dating

This place blows. And here's why. Looking for jobs is a lot like dating. The ones I like don't like me back. The one's I don't like, like me. Jobs, jobs, jobs, or the lack of. In one eight hour peri...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:03:00 PST

Livin' large in Kansas City

Jobs. Suck. So I try not to peruse all the worthless job sites like Monster and jobs.com because they depress me. All the jobs I seem to be qualified for are sales of some sort. (Convincing someone t...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:35:00 PST

Back from South Korea

Well kids, my year in Korea is over. I'm back and wicked jet-lagged. I'm super jazzed to be giving it a shot back in the States again. We shall see what happens. I would write more but I have been up ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:35:00 PST

How to get "Closer" at 10 am on a Friday

So it's like 10 in the morning here and I'm watching "Closer" on TV. You know the one with Natalie Portman, Julia Roberts, Jude Law, and Clive Owen. It's brilliant because everyone in this film is an ...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:47:00 PST

a blog about nothing

April 10, 2007    It's a narrative a year in the making and I'm still not impressed.  I am sitting here in a classroom and I have just handed out some coloring sheets to my afternoon pr...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:35:00 PST

Phone teaching, the bane of humanity

So it's 7:40 on a Tuesday night and I am still at work sitting on the computer doing nothing. Why you ask? Phone teaching. This is quite possibly the most retarded idea anyone has ever had. Well, you'...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:50:00 PST

Too late for impeachment?

Is it too late for impeachment? This has become a searing topic of  on-line discussion boards, pundit radio programs, a handful of senators (well, at least Charles Hagel), and most impo...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:25:00 PST

Moon-jay Upso

February 27, 2006    Stepping into the next phase with blinders on and taking it too seriously lately. I am making the choice to not worry about it anymore. I have rough ideas of what I want...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:41:00 PST

The Cocacolonization of Korea

  Here I am on the ultimate run and the adventure is near the end. Three months and counting. I find myself in a unique moment in history both personally and sociologically. I came to Korea to te...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:32:00 PST