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...fly the whole mess into the sea.

About Me

"i'm just a fly in the ointment pal....a monkey in the wrench." "Which 'Labyrinth' Character are you?"
You are a fiery! You're wild, red and outrageous and you live life like it's all just a huge game. You love to dance and you also have a detachable head.
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You Are Krusty the Clown
You were the class clown as a kid, and you still entertain people.
From faking your own death to getting a wacky boob job, you'll do anything for a laugh.
You will be remembered for: your face being everywhere, from cereal to home pregnancy tests
Your life philosophy: "I heartily endorse this event or product." The Simpsons Personality Test
Star Wars Horoscope for Taurus
You are a dependable creature, but you do tend to be stubborn.
You like material possessions and love to win at games.
You hate being bossed around or losing.
You may succumb to your physical strength when upset.
Star wars character you are most like: Chewbacca What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
Your Movie Buff Quotient: 86%
You are a movie buff of the most obsessive variety. If a movie exists, chances are that you've seen it.
You're an expert on movie facts and trivia. It's hard to stump you with a question about film. Are You a Movie Buff?
Your Vocabulary Score: B+
You have a zealous love for the English language, and many find your vocabulary edifying.
Don't fret that you didn't get every word right, your vocabulary can be easily ameliorated! How's Your Vocabulary?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence
Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes.
You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time.
You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it.
Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds.
You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?..
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Test

My Interests

Country Burger (best frickin' burgers on earth!) in Plano @ custer and 15th Art and Music! Drinking!!!!! + = !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

people who realize they know nothing.

Music:

.. .. .. ..fine, here ya go: Jeff Buckley, Ugly Cassanova, Pinback, Deathcab, The Postal Service, Dntel, Arcade Fire, Telefon Tel Aviv, Bonobo, Koop, Hidden Agenda, Squarepusher, Om Lounge, Francuois K, Aphex Twin, Nina Simone, Miles Davis, Coltrane, Dave Brubeck, The Beatles, Led Zepplin, Miguel Migs, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Iron and Wine, Ween, Primus, Sweep the Leg Johnny, Crustation, Baxter, Esthero, Tricky, Radiohead, Portishead, Blur, Thomas Dolby, Oingo Boingo (fuck you for judging me), Curtis Mayfield, D'Angelo, Al Green, Elliot Smith, Michelle Ndegeocello, Plaid, Bjork, Smashing Pumpkins, Yes, The Pharcyde, The Roots, Trybe Called Quest, The Beastie Boys, St Germain, The Black Eyed Peas, Bassment Jaxx, Daft Punk, Klute, RJd2, Ladytron, Tortoise, Trans Am, DJ Shadow, Funki Porcini, Blind Melon, The Police, James Brown, Ed Rush, Goldie, Coldplay, Dashboard Confessional (wah!), Postal Service, Hieroglyphics, Lake Trout, Zero 7, Swayzak, Slint, The Shins, Black Star, Mos Def, The Fugees, Gabrielle Rene, Amon Tobin/ Cujo, Mandarin, Centromatic, Bows, Michael Jackson, The Jackson 5, White Stripes, are you getting all this????

Movies:

.. .. .. .. okay: Punch-drunk Love, Bottlerocket, Rushmore, Royal Tennenbaums, Donnie Darko, The Abyss, Aliens, Blade Runner, Better Off Dead, Barcelona, House of Yes, Party Girl, Out For Justice, Double Impact, Rapid Fire, Die Hard 1, The Power of One, La Berge Espanol, City of God, Scratch, Solaris, Out of Sight, Killing Zoe, Spirited Away, Ninja Scroll, Ghost in the Shell, City of Lost Children, The Professional, Starwars 4,5,&6, Tron, A Verticle Ray of the Sun, The Predator, Romancing the Stone, Baraka, 28 Days Later, Silverado, American Beauty, Life as a House, Real Genius, Breakfast Club, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1, there are so many more, I am a movie FREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!

Television:

alright alright, i hate the fuckin TV, but adult swim is pretty bad ass.

Books:

.. .. .. An Invisble Sign of My Own, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt, The Beach, The Tesseract, The Red Tent, Enders Game (and all that follows and everything under the sun by Orson Scott Card) , The Dark Tower Series, Feast of Love, The DaVinci Code(kinda cool right?), Sphere, Congo, The Andromeda Strain, Farenheit 451, The Bell Jar, Pet Semetary, The Stand, The Shining, Body and Soul. I'm trying to read more, I swear!JUST FINISHED: Neutronium Alchemist part 1 by Peter HamiltonCURRENTLY READING: Neutronium Alchemist part 2 by Peter Hamilton

Heroes:

Sebastian from Trans-Am .. Tim "herb" Alexander of Primus .. Bjork .. my mom (the best in the world) ..

My Blog

Condensation (poetry)

Whoever's supposed to love me...  There is no better word thanDumbFor things done   In repetitionIn searchIn vain   As an attemptAs a reactionAs a result   Where in God's name are...
Posted by <+r^v!s> on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:33:00 PST

I am a statue.

             I am a statue.  I'm beautiful.  I'm so beautiful, in fact, that if you ever saw me in human form, you'd desperately want to...
Posted by <+r^v!s> on Tue, 20 May 2008 01:16:00 PST

Lilleys: 1, Korean muggers: 0

Dear family and loved ones,   So I’ve been telling everyone how "safe" it is in Korea.  However, I was appalled to find out that nowhere is ever truly "safe," even on a Tuesday night...
Posted by <+r^v!s> on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:09:00 PST

Rosarito, Mexico

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Posted by <+r^v!s> on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:56:00 PST

Home (photos)

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Posted by <+r^v!s> on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:38:00 PST

My first video blog

Here's what I've been doing since I got home.  Ha ha.Do the dick dance. Add to My Profile | More VideosChris loves cock. Adam loves cock. Add to My Profile | More Videosmu...
Posted by <+r^v!s> on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:48:00 PST

q-tips=love

What's up with me?  I know I haven't written anything substantial in quite some time.  I guess the distinct lack of drama and my growing comfort with my surroundings doesn't make much for bl...
Posted by <+r^v!s> on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:25:00 PST

Silver Lake

Silver LakeApparently it's true what they say about good things,and those they come to. You've become my poetry, my song, my dream, my&   suicidal motorcycle crash. &nb...
Posted by <+r^v!s> on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:01:00 PST

sickeningly sweet

Sorry, but i'm really nutz about the new love in my life and i just have to share: ...
Posted by <+r^v!s> on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 02:58:00 PST

mushrooms at dawn

Views from my apartment window at dawn (whilst returning from Super Mario World):Going...dooooowwwwnnnnn......
Posted by <+r^v!s> on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:38:00 PST