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La guera

Have you ever seen a cowboy eating twinkies and making tang?

About Me

I love the sky I'm so wicked.I love to travel. Music drives my soul and I always want to dance. I wanna get all up in some real good spot and nestle. I have a bombastic personality and seep my sexuality from my very pores. When I am sneaky I move like a panther rocking my shoulder blades in the shadows. I am nosy and most of the time I'm loud as all hell. If I lived far from civilization in the Australian Outback with hooves for feet and dots painted down my cheeks, my tribal name would be story teller. Since I actually live in the city and boogie as often as possible with my people, my tribal name is Automatic bzooty. I get hammered by the constant crushes I suffer from. I am a people watcher. I am a preformer. I am often haunted by some hidden creature that dwells in the darkest pit in me. This creature is voracious, yet inviting. I've lived so much in so little time. I have everything to live for and would gladly give my life to save a life. I find this exsistence holy and frightening all at the same time. I find most people are numb to unfeeling. I live somewhere when it rains, I can go outside and run naked in it. My son and I both have an iron will and are quite stubborn at times. We are crazy, and I am grateful for that among other talents granted to us in this life. I clean up real fucking good and I am perfectly capable of behaving myself when absolutely necessary.So if your frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made you're peace, then the devils are really angels freeing you from the Earth.

My Interests

Music,being good to all I encounter, not losing any more marbles, becoming a fly girl. Beating my bare feet into the hot dirt to pounding drums and fire...G G rubbing. Provocative imagery, except for some reason nudity is considered to be too provocative for photobucket/myspace/America in general. Heaven forbid you see the wonderful pic that used to be in this space on my interests. It was a black and white of a girl in a man's lap laughing as he pulled at her nipple hastily with his mouth. They looked like they where having fun too. Funny how if it was a pic of a mutilated body it would not have been removed from here by photobucket, you can have pictures of dogs fucking girls in the ass and you can have pics of mentally retarded children in superman costumes, and war and blood and guts and all that shit, but ho dang!! NOT THE BOOBS ANYTHING BUT THE BOOBS!! That's just too suggestive now isn't it? I have a severe case of stickittodamaniosis. It's terminal.James Jean..Milkyway results in the crowding of extremely faint stars Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.-- "The Lowest Animal"

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to have Beck over for Southern fried Sunday dinner at my house. I'd like a bed time story from Mr. Robbins himself. It would be incredible to go dancing with jamiroquai in the dead of night out in the desert. Trip with Mr.Leary in kilimanjaro. Preform a live bellydance with Natacha Aatlas in an ancient time, and dance with the elephants in my dreams in India. Well, aside from wanting to meet people and places and things that may or may not come into contact with me in this life, I would like to meet with the Real People way down south and stay there. A man who doesn't feel it necessary to be a dick in order to feel like a man.This guywhoever painted this the boys of course, the boognish too....These guys for certain, they make my blood boil I'd like to know where this girl lives

Music:

RADIOHEADOptiganally yours, Vampyros Lesbos, OF MONTREAL, WHAT MADE MILWAUKEE FAMOUS, SUFJAN STEVENS, JOSH ROUSE, DENGUE FEVER!!Tim, George, David, Amy, Christina, Manu Chao, Cat Stevens, Sly and the family, Pfunk, Los amigos invisibles, Johnny Cash (cause he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die),Isaac Hayes,WEEN, THE BETA BAND,Cold Play, Legendary Pink Dots, Eddie Rabbit, OutKast, melancholy classical, Beastie boys, BECK, radiohead,tool,jfive,tipsy,Bjork, Tuatara, Hairy Apes, Hard core raw drums live, jef buckley,celso pina,control machete, Compay Segundo,Simon and garfunkle,james brown,white stripes,letigre, consolidated, james,chemical bros,richard kirk,lo fidelity allstars, portishead,remy zero, Air, old skinny puppy, meat beat manifesto, primal scream, suede, gypsy music, haunting violin, ween, dave matthews,fischer spooner,atmosphere,old 242,gorillaz,wes,spoonfedtribe,my good friend Tricky the clown when he's all up in a good place.,BLACKALICIOUS, dos one, mos def, neko case, modest mouse, luke temple, DEVOTCHKA,ibrahim ferrer,magnetic fields,shel silverstein, supersuckers,prince,the faint,jack johnson, aquaduct, ladytron,catpower,thievery corp,Cibo Mato, scissor sisters, stroker ace,smoke city, autechre, kalid, children of the bong, neutral milk hotel,the decemberists, some iron and wine, oh and MC FUckINg CHris!!

Movies:

THE SECRETARY....Yummy.Motorcycle Diaries, Amores Perros, Amelie, Walkabout, The dark backward, Star wars, Empire strikes back and Return of the Jedi, Aliens, Legend, Labrynth, Dark Crystal, twelve monkeys, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, spirited away, whale rider,,twin warriors,legend of drunken master, underworld, all guy richie's stuff, cat soup, wicker man, lucifer rising, dancer in the dark,cider house rules, rushmore,kingpin,flight of the navigator, never ending story, the boy who could fly, the red violin, saved, donnie darko, garden state, the octopus documentary, pumpkin, fear and loathing, henry and june, city of lost children, baron von munchausen, time bandits, iron giant, ALICE,big fish,lonesome dove, El Mariachi, dream with the fishes, dangerous liasons, dorthy parker and the vicious circle, 2001:,shawn of the dead, life aquatic with steve zissou, royal tennenbaums or any of Wes Anderson's stuff, Howl's moving castle, Nausicca of the valley of the wind, castle in the sky, my friend totoro, every bjork video ever produced, butthole surfer's "a family trip", HAROLD AND MAUDE, and last but certainly not least...WILD AT HEART, TRUE ROMANCE, BLUE VELVET...just recently enjoyed the weird sadness and grace of THumbsucker..

Television:

kill your t.v.

Books:

Tom Robbins, whitley striber, clive barker, nicholson baker, david sedaris, Kipling, Silverstein, Ray Bradbury, Rice and Roquelaure

Heroes:

Alex Joy

My Blog

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Thursday, March 29, 2007..>waiting loudlysomewhat patiently wounded big foot in the cornercan't imagine how we ended up in our respective cornersthought too hard about being in the waysomehow made me ...
Posted by La guera on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:25:00 PST

Sunday March 18th

Sunday, March 18, 2007..>Booze, Silence and a couple of brushesQuietly resonate in the cracks not the gluenot the solventjust beautiful beyond understandingno purpose nor positionpoised on a soap box ...
Posted by La guera on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:22:00 PST

did you say metaphor??

untitledRows and rows of skullslike the catacombsglittering in the kitchenmake for a delicious mealfor two and two onlypick through old prosesearching for a small pieceof the flood of starsthat spille...
Posted by La guera on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:43:00 PST

Fall 06 (picture blog continues)

So every season in Seattle has it's beauties....Ready for the Dresden Dolls showJust a few from the Thanksgiving Cali trip (running out of room kids email me for  the album)Liquor in the grocery ...
Posted by La guera on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:35:00 PST

picture blog 06-present

So here we are folks.  It's been a while, but I've got a slew of pix dating back pretty far.  I am going to title the picture blogs, but I am not going to explain how or why we've ended up ...
Posted by La guera on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:08:00 PST

For my Alexander

I Carry Your Heart With Me(I Carry It In My Heart) By E.E. Cummings- i carry your heart with me i carry it in my heart i am never without it anywhere i go you go,...
Posted by La guera on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:02:00 PST

Life here now

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Posted by La guera on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:41:00 PST

I gave it my all

and I will not stop giving.  Friends are supposed to be there when you feel like shit or your feelings are hurt.  No matter what the reason.  Even if you think they are silly for being...
Posted by La guera on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 09:14:00 PST

Go ahead for a the good it can do

I'll get byI always dobut along the wayI stumble again and againall alone in itevery timeall the love that innundates from mecan't fix ityet I'm just so stubborn andI keep tryingkeep hopingfor that d...
Posted by La guera on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:45:00 PST

I'm the commander of time in my vessel of God

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Posted by La guera on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:16:00 PST