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About Me

On this day you shall call me Hubert McPickleshitter.

My Interests

A myriad of useless, disproportionately insignificant goings-ons: I am quite creative when given the opportunity. I hate you and love metal. Feel feel to bask in my rot.

I'd like to meet:

I'm here to correspond with beloved friends in far away lands, while harvesting the new ones that fester here in Seattle. I have escaped!

Music:

A Perfect Circle Acacia Strain Acid Bath American Head Charge Aphex Twin Fiona Apple Arch Enemy Atreyu Audioslave The Beatles Bjork Black Sabbath David Bowie Bush Johnny Cash Chimaira Coal Chamber The Cure Danzig Death From Above 1979 Deftones Devildriver Dillenger Escape Plan Dimmu Borgir The Doors Dresden Dolls Early Man The Faint Fear Factory Garbage Guns N Roses Interpol Jack Off Jill Killswitch Engage Kittie Korn Kyuss Lacuna Coil Lamb of God Marilyn Manson Mastodon Metallica Mindless Self Indulgence Ministry Motorhead Mudvayne Muse NIN Nirvana Norma Jean Orgy Ozzy Osbourne Otep Pantera Tom Petty Trivium Pink Floyd Portishead Primus Queens of the Stone Age Radiohead Rage Against the Machine Rammstein The Rolling Stones Sepultura Silverchair Skinny Puppy Slayer Slipknot Smashing Pumpkins Soundgarden Stabbing Westward System of a Down Tool Nobuo Uematsu White Zombie Akira Yamaoka

Movies:

Here are a few: American Beauty, Back to the Future (all), Batman Begins, The Big Lebowski, Face Off, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Freddie Got Fingered, Lord of the Rings (all), Ghostbusters, Matrix, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Natural Born Killer, Office Space, Predator (both), Princess Bride, Robocop, Saw, Silence of the Lambs, Smokey & The Bandit, Star Wars (IV, V, VI), Super Troopers, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Tombstone, and nearly everything by Tarentino, Burton, Smith, Lynch, Fincher, Kubrick, and Rodriguez.
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Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Chappel's Show Cowboy Bebop The Daily Show Family Guy Firefly Freakazoid Lost Pee Wee's Playhouse Sifl & Olie Simpsons Six Feet Under South Park X-files
In all other cases, why would you do that to yourself? Commercials are the number one cause of depression and yeast infections! Exceptions exist.

Books:

Currently reading: - Dune - - Fear Loathing Campaign Trail '72 - - Haunted -

Heroes:

Walter Sobchak, Buffy Summers, Marilyn Manson, Raoul Duke, Batman, Les Claypool, Han Solo, Sheriff Buford T. Justice, Agent Fox Mulder, Eric Cartman, and Eric Draven.

My Blog

Excited?

Me too. You're so sexy when you make that face. Yup, I'm finally posting a blog, but only because I know how empty your life has been without my mundane rantings. Unfortunately, I am not exempt ...
Posted by Boogeyman on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:16:00 PST

Fake Testicles

Let's make this quick. Im a dangerous, dangerous man, with dangerous, dangerous weapons. AND YOU WILL LISTEN!!! The internets been down at home base, making this form of communication somewhat difficu...
Posted by Boogeyman on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:41:00 PST

Is My Burrito Done yet???

Welcome to the motherfucking sideshow. I've got a TV dinner in the oven, so this will have to be a quick one. Be happy you get this much, after the week I've had. For shiitakes. Fueled by an ex...
Posted by Boogeyman on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 01:56:00 PST

Aerial Shit Swallowers

Motherfucker. Motherfucker. Goddamn bees. Goddamn finals. Goddamn God. The scope of this blog greatly exceeds my ability to complete it. Horrible things are happening all around me. Finals are ...
Posted by Boogeyman on Fri, 26 May 2006 04:51:00 PST

Of Snot & Bumblebees

I've been sick as holy fuck lately, and I acknowledge that there has been a momentary breach in the hull around contacting many of you. I've had at least 20 pounds of snot shacking up in my face-orifi...
Posted by Boogeyman on Wed, 03 May 2006 05:11:00 PST

Shitting On My Heart

So...that's what you came up with for the Silent Hill movie, huh? Really? Fan-fucking-tastic. I really should know better by now. Why...
Posted by Boogeyman on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:05:00 PST

Pandas Are Nightmare Creatures with Black Hearts

I am the metal Georgia O' Keefe. I am her battalion of vagina flowers marching on an endless array of Escher's Penrose stairways. I am the walrus. I am a waking screaming hell a thing of torture to ...
Posted by Boogeyman on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:52:00 PST

You Can Never Come Back

One time I saw a Filipino cab driver cut out a cancer with a rusty butter knife. It's true. Just like Johnny Cash has been everywhere......man. You can pretty much cook a potato any way you want to, a...
Posted by Boogeyman on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 08:37:00 PST

Whatever Rhymes With Eloquent

So you wanna know sumthin? Huh? Who me? I'm just killing time and hookers, but that's neither here nor there. Let me just say this about that, which is what the French call a certain I-don't-know-what...
Posted by Boogeyman on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 04:07:00 PST

Hellride Nightmare (Part III)

I watch her flailing legs disappear through the far boundary without a trace. * * * ...
Posted by Boogeyman on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 06:09:00 PST