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Spanky Brown

What is this Amateur Night @ The Apollo ?...

About Me

I Love My Girlfriend , I Love my daughter ,I Love God and I Love my Job, oh... HATERS ARE WELCOME ... if they ain't talkin' boutcha' ... you must not be doin' much... this site ain't for everybody , only the sexy people....

My Interests

Sports , History , Comedy, Music and Movies ,I am a stand up comedian but I'm still a fan ,love to laugh, big time into ol' school R&B , Interesting women who are goal oriented who are active , confident ,funny ,exciting, independent ,sexy , caring , that have and or like kids ( I have a great kid ) , did I mention ..uh.. HOT ?

I'd like to meet:

Jesus ..( fo Real!) , Roger Clemens , Vivica A. Fox , Uma Thurman , John Travolta , Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier , Bishop Don Magic Juan , Snoop Dogg , George Carlin , Bernie Mac , Oprah ,The entire !980 Olympic Hockey Team , Somebody with some serious pull at HBO , NBC , CBS, ABC FOX, UPN, WB , Comedy Central ( U know what I'm sayin'!) , The Pope , Tyra Banks , Kelita Smith , Don Rickles , The Guy that invented New Car Smell , Lilo and Stitch , The Powerpuff Girls , Christopher Walken , Dr.J , Jay Leno , David Letterman , And the guy that stole my brand new 1988 Acura Legend.

Music:

I think Ecclectic is a good word ( did I spell That right ? ) here goes : Raphael Saddiq , George Strait , Outcast , C-Lo Green , T.I ., Toby Keith , Alien Ant Farm , Al Green , B B King ,Shirley Cesar , The Winans ,Randy Crawford , Phyllis Hyman, Ronnie Laws ,Z.Z Hill , Anita Baker ,Stillwater , Restless Heart , Angie Stone , Raul Midor , Kem , Babyface , Phil Collins ,Alexander Oneil ,The Beatles , James Brown , Jay-Z , Sam Cooke , The Clash , Sade ,The Rolling Stones , The Jackson 5 , El DeBarge ,Anthony Hamilton,Mint Condtion, Prince, Quincy Jones , Ray Charles , The Funk Brothers , James Taylor , India Arie ,The Spinners , The Temptations , Issac Hayes , Kool Mo Dee , Rakim , LL Cool J ,Heavy D , MC Lyte , Earth Wind and Fire , Jimmy Hall of Wet Willie , Big Mike and the Booty Papas , Bonnie Raitt ,The Time , Mary J Blige , Glenn Jones , R.Kelly , Tyrone Davis , Jonnie Taylor , Bobby Womack, Frankie Beverly and Maze , The Isley Brothers , Lenny Kravitz , New Edition , Nelly ,Mahalia Jackson, Marvin Gaye , Boz Skaggs .....This could go on for dayz...

Movies:

Very Eclectic tastes in movies from Comedies to Biographical to Drama to .....Well , you figure it out :Tombstone , The Godfather I & II ,Roots ,Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood School Dayz ,The Five Heartbeats ,Let's Do It Again , Shaft , The Mack , Do The Right Thing , Harlem Nights ,The Thing , Unforgiven , Jo Jo Dancer Your Life is Calling , The Transporter , Meet the Parents , Lean on Me , The King of New York , Scarface , Good fellas , Casino , Taxi Driver ,Mobsters , Hoodlum ,Scrooge , High Plains Drifter , Million Dollar Baby ,Ronin , Heat , Resevoir Dogs ,Cousins , Eraser , The Amercian President ,Dawn of the Dead , The Little Giants , The Italian Job .....

Television:

Biography , The Weather Channel , CNN , ESPN , Law and Order , Will and Grace , Comedy Central , Cartoon Network , Steve Harvey Show , Bernie Mac Show , Oprah , HGTV , Travel Channel , Discovery Channel , A&E , BET , C-Span, and The Spanky Brown Show.....oh itz comin'!

Books:

The Bible , the Rand Mc Nally Atlas , "Do You ' by Russell Simmons

Heroes:

My dear Mother (R.I.P), My Dad , My Brother and My Sisters, My Wonderful Daughter , My Nice and My Nephews , My Sons , My Uncles Arhur,Ocell ,And Leonard , Richard Pryor (R.I.P) , Tom Joyner , J.Anthony Brown,George Carlin, Jackie Gleason (R.I.P), Nipsy Russell ( R.I.P), Carol Burnett , Redd Foxx (R.I.P)George Wallace , Muhammad Ali , Andrew Young , Don Rickles, Al Green , Johny Carson (R.I.P) ,Red Skelton (R.I.P) ,Flip Wilson (R.I.P), Bill Cosby ,Sammy Davis Jr.(R.I.P), Akintunde , Shaun Jones , Todd Yohn , Mickey Dean , Michael Reed (R.I.P) , Malcom X , Booker T .Washington , W.E.B DuBois ,Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.(R.I.P)

My Blog

Hey man ...lay off LeBron ...he aint but 15...

...boy people want to win all the time ... when their team is on top ... they get used to it I can understand some of the great teams in history's fans being a little upset ... cause their used to wi...
Posted by Spanky Brown on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:38:00 PST

Paris ...are you crying ? There's no crying in jail...

...There's no crying in Jail ..Lil' Kim didn't cry ... hell Martha Stewart didn't even cry ... see this is an indication that the ass- whuppin' needs to be in place in all homes ... especially in thos...
Posted by Spanky Brown on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:10:00 PST

Now Hold on a Minute , I-Man...

...see ladies , you gotta take better care of yourselves...and this is why we gotta start talking to and about you , better...men that is.... and now it gets racial...first it was Michael Richards cal...
Posted by Spanky Brown on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:42:00 PST

Happy Easter Y'all...

... and some of you ain't been to church since Christmas...so here's a few ground rules for backsliders: 1. Ladies dont wear that glitter lotion to church....it aint cool and you get the spirit and g...
Posted by Spanky Brown on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:00:00 PST

Man...I need to get rich...

...just for the piece of mind. People say taht rich folks have the same problems poor people do... just with more zeros , yeah well I need some more zeros cause the few I'm trying to work with evident...
Posted by Spanky Brown on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

Ok....I'm Back Bloggin...

..for what it means ...a lot has gone on since the last time I blogged anything... from a chick driving 1000 miles with a diaper on with her lil' weapons of mass destruction..what'd she have like a q-...
Posted by Spanky Brown on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:03:00 PST

Move the damn curtain

...Ok, I usually cant afford first class ,butall thats keeping me from first class is  a curtain?!??! Come on Man !!!!! Put a door up or something  so we cant see em get the good s...
Posted by Spanky Brown on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:07:00 PST

Saddaam ....Dang Baby...

...Well Saddaam done got put on da Nightshift....I still dont believe in the death penalty .This guy was a douchebag but I think he shoulda been locked up and the key thrown away."W" wanted him gone b...
Posted by Spanky Brown on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:26:00 PST

Hey Ya'll .... Merry Christmas..

All my friends , all my friends friends and hell all my friends , friends friends, ( that should be everybody) I wish all ya'll the happiest of holidays .I hope you get all you want and especially nee...
Posted by Spanky Brown on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:19:00 PST

I'm Bringin Nigga Back...

You know I really havent gotten that deep into this whole "N" word thing ....its pointless. Black folks took over the word just like we do everything else....like music , sports, except soccer and NAS...
Posted by Spanky Brown on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:38:00 PST