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About Me

Born and raised in a small farming community , my daddy farmed dirt. Years ago there was a much larger demand for dirt than there is now. Nowdays, folks just cultivate their own dirt, hence the demise of the poor ol' dirt farmer. We were exceptionally poor back in those days, mama had six boys in a row, and finally, a girl. So we'uns always had a prom date, and little sis got to lose her virginity six different times. As I mentioned, we lived in a small town, our town was so small that the power plant was three Sears Diehards sitting at the edge of town. We had an all night diner that closed at 5:30 in the afternoon. Our town whore was still a virgin, that's how small it was.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cindy Crawford and Elizabeth Hurley and watch as both make out. I'm not really in favor of same sex marriages unless both chicks are really HOT!! So, in this case, I'd be supportive of. Maybe burn a big ol' fattie with Willie while we both watch and direct Cindy and Elizabeth get it ..wards, in the fetal position with drool on my chin, I'd swear I'd never smoke weed with Willie again!

My Blog

Asshole - Denis Leary

http://vodpod.com/watch/334047-asshole-denis-leary ..
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:27:00 GMT

Willie Nelson, Angel flying too close to the ground

http://vodpod.com/watch/402398-willie-nelson-angel... ..
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:54:00 GMT

Jesse Jackson reads Dr. Suess

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPxPciXcJvc
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:15:00 GMT

The True Story of Thanksgiving

I would LOVE to take credit for this, alas, it's from a friend of mine and she's dang good at this mess![The True Story of Thanksgiving)There has been plenty written about the first Thanksgiving. Ser...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 18:07:00 GMT

TopCats

Alas, on the eve of the death of Rosa Parks, one of America's greatest civil and womens rights activists,here comes Renee Thomas. For those of you living without the plethora of news media, both print...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 15:19:00 GMT

The Taxi Riding Nun

A Nun is riding in a taxicab. The driver keeps looking at the Nun in his rear view mirror and finally the Nun asks the driver, "Sir, why do you keep staring at me?" The Taxi driver tells the Nun, "I'm...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 08:40:00 GMT

Penguin Mechanic

A penguin is driving down through this little small town when his car breaks down. Coasting into a repair shop, the mechanic tells him he'll look at the car and could possibly have it fixed within a c...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 08:33:00 GMT

Women, can't live with'em, can't live with'em

A guy goes by his friend's house one day and after knocking on the door, the man's wife appears, just out of the shower and wearing this lil' flimsy robe. Asking if her husband is home, she replies th...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 08:10:00 GMT

Golf Genie

Two friends are playing a round of golf when one pulls out a couple of cigars. Unable to find his lighter, he turns and asks his buddy if he has a lighter? "Do I have a lighter? Check this out!" The m...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 08:02:00 GMT

The Supreme Bar Story

An old Irishman walks into a bar, it's all he can do to climb up on the barstool with his bad hip and all, he tells the bartender, "Give me a glass of the best Irish Whisky you've got" As the bartende...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 12:44:00 GMT