I'd like to meet:
Kid Rock, Michelle Wie, a really cute girl with PA-DOW! who's not full of herself, Wanda Sykes, Barry Bonds, a girl that slept with Kid Rock like 2 weeks ago and he hasn't called her, Tiger Woods, Tyler Perry, George W. Bush, a 38 year old ex-porn star without a functional uterus, Lil Jon, Paris Bennett's mama, anybody who served their country in Iraq, Domonique Wilkins, Jerry Bruckheimer, the guy who's banging my baby's mama, Dave Chappelle, Mayor Ray Nagin, the person who came up with the idea of the Million Mexican March, Atlanta Hawk Josh Smith, Ali, Prince and my real father.
Music:
I'm kinds stumped here, I guess I'm the oldest hip hop maven in the world. I luv T.I., Luda, most of the ATL crew. I like funk so I'm deep into my old school R&B: Cameo, Ohio Players, Brick, Confunkshun. There is nothing like old school love songs so I pull out that Earth Wind & Fire, that Luther, that Shalamar, that Ying-Yang Twinz, (Wait'll You See My Dick!), you know, the classics
Television:
CSI: LAS VEGAS, NEW YORK, MIAMI OR ANYWHERE ELSE THEY MIGHT BE! BONES, SPORTS- PLAYOFFS IN PARTICULAR; BOONDOCKS, SOPRANOS, THE LOOP, MOST EVERYBODY'S COMEDY SPECIAL, Old Cartoons on the Boomerang Channel: Underdog, Secret Squirrel, etc. Cooking Shows on the Food Network, THAT 70'S SHOW, CRIMINAL MINDS