~Heather B~

HEATHER B SAY'S

6/26/2008

My Beautiful Daughter Tiffany and her wonderful man Christopher are making me a grandma again.

We will be welcoming lil "MISS" Kyleigh Elaine Petersen due on November 26th.

Thank you to my fabulous daughter and the most amazing guy I could have ever asked for, for giving me this treasured gift. I love both of you so much....

If any one ever wondered how I feel about Christopher. I have often said that if God himself gave me the ability to create a man for my daughter I could not have done a better job....He is Perfect!

I am so happy and I cant wait!

6/23/2008

~Heather B~ say's. Someone else’s stupidity may postpone your dreams, but they cant remove them. Always remember hurt me once shame on you hurt me twice shame on me.

6/22/2008
Welcome Home
John Anthony LaRocco

You have made us all
VERY proud!!!

For the rest of Tony's home coming pics go to my pics and the welcome home Tony album.

6/15/2008
Happy Father's day Daddy

Thank you for giving so much of yourself
and helping me to know that no matter how little we have to offer, we always have ourself to give.

I am who I am because you were a part of me.

You will always be my hero,
and I will always be your biggest fan..

I Miss You.

Love,
Pug

Jerry Ray Burgess Sr.

September 11, 1943
March 27, 1992

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6/10/2008

This Brad Paisley song reminds me of my boyfriend.

THATS RIGHT PEOPLE ! ! !
I said BOYFRIEND!

Heather B is off the market
and has changed her relationship status.

After 2 years of being single and refusing to commit.

I am officially tagged "GIRLFRIEND"....

Yeah at first it sounded kinda strange to me too

But to be honest I think I kinda like it..

A LOT!

and no he doesnt have a myspace page

But, You will all meet him soon enough.

LOVE LOVE LOVES YA,

Heather B

5/27/2008
I kinda thought this was funny...

When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle......they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

What you bunch of prudes..

It made me giggle!

5/15/2008

I posted my Heather B says in a blog titled.. "Heather B says...Who doesnt love Men?! I know I do! Often!"

Check it out and enjoy.

5/13/2008

Damn It Girls listen to me ! ! !

Okay ladies HEADS UP!
How many of you have asked me for advice or have sought me for wisdom? Recently someone asked me to tell them my way of dating. You know with my dont care attitude. Well girls the truth of the matter is with 2 busted marriages and countless useless boyfriends (sorry Guys)my GIVE-A-SHIT broke, and somehow it turns men on when a woman doesnt show a returned interest or appearing as needy. Men have had the dont give a shit take it or leave it attitude FOR-EV-ER and look how good it works for them.

SO HERE WE GO

Heather B's dont give a shit dating course 101

when it comes to dating you have to let your give a shit break. When’s the last time you saw a guy walk into a bar or party looking useless and confused? Okay, so it was probibly yesterday. Were you interested in him? No? Shocker. That’s because most guys walk into a place with a purpose. Unless they’re looking for a space to park their binder filled with original Star Trek drawings, they’re looking for friends or women. And you should look the same. When you walk into a place, act like you know where the hell you’re going, even if you don’t. Everyone will wonder who you are and why you’re there, but they’ll never think you’re useless and confused.

Got your eye on someone? Good. Don’t shy away. Look him straight in the eye and think, You should be attached to my lips by now; why aren’t you? Trust me, he’ll read your thoughts like they’re projected above your head on a wide-screen.

Ladies FAKE-IT hell our foremothers have been faking all kinds of shit for years...we're just putting a lil twist on it. See no one cares about what anyone else has to say. They just don’t. But what you have to do is pretend that you do. Ask about their life, their job, their parents, anything to keep them talking. Because the more fake interest you show in them, the easier it is to disarm them. Guys are used to talking about themselves, as are we all, but if you actually fake an interest, they kind of don’t know what to do. Like puppies trapped in a cage in the window of a pet shop, they are addicted to the interest you show in them. Tap the glass. Watch them lick your fingers.

Forget what your mother ever told you and TAKE CONTROL! You’re at the bar, you’re talking to him, it’s been hours, and still nothing has happened. Do us all a favor: Kiss the idiot. For one thing, he’s not going to not appreciate it. For another, if you don’t do it, someone else will.

There are two ways to take control of a situation like this, whether you’re at a bar or a wedding or an inauguration what the hell ever.

Lean into him and say,
“You have the cutest lips!”
OR
“Are you going to kiss me now or do I have to do it for ya?”
You can always take control by just telling him to do what he probably wanted to do anyway; whether it’s kissing you or getting you a cab home. Tell him what to do. He’ll like it.

When at Dinner make sure and order the sex.....Dont be shy! Do you want sex? No, really, do you? Because men do. And that’s pretty much all they want from you until they get to know you and your sense of humor , blah blah blah And you need realize that sex is not an invitation to boyfriendville. He just wants to have sex with you. And you? You want to have sex with him. So do it already. Enjoy it. Tell him what you want. Make him your momentary love slave. And after it’s over...
Make him sleep in the wet spot.

Girls Girls Gilrs
This is so incredibly important. Give him your name. But give him a fake cell number. Tell him what you do for a living, but don’t tell him where you work. Give him your e-mail address, but dont ask for his. Do not divulge all of your personal details.Im about to tell you Why? BECAUSE HE WILL CALL YOU ! ! And you will not want him to. Sure at first it will be great and you will feel all inpowered and say things like “Oh. Hi. Yeah. Um....” And he will be all, “Yeah. You. And me. And....” And you will feel like a man for the first time in your life, and you will say, “It was really nice meeting you the other night, but I have to floss my cat three times a day and I’m in charge of the electricity for the Chrysler building and why don’t we just ... hook up later in the year. When I’m willing to?” And he will be all sad and lonely and want to see you again. But the down fall is he will call Over and Over And Over and you will think, Wait, who IS this guy and how in the hell do I make him go away?? You'll be considering posting an obit about yourself just to shake this dude.And while Im on the subject calling is OPTIONAL So you’ve had sex. Good for you! Guess what? You never have to talk to each other ever again if you don’t want to. Know why? It's not required to talk after sex. If you had a good time but you don’t want to date him, don’t call him. If you had a good time and you do want to date him ... don’t call him. Know why? Because you just had a one-night stand. And one-night stands, barring unforeseen circumstances, will never wind up in a relationship. Get a clue...Thats where we as woman have gone wrong all these years. Men want what they cant have and when we give it up then pretend we could careless they want it again. Cause they feel like maybe they did it wrong and now they've gotta fix it....Afterall their manhood is on the line...they cant have it out there that they couldnt make a girl want him...aw hell no! Thats unheard of.

Have a one night stand and enjoy it...

Ladies seriously, one-night stands are awesome. No muss no fuss, no strings, possibly good sex, no worry about the following morning or possible dating situations. Get In, Get it on, Get Off and then Get the hell out! One-night stands ... they have their merit. Do we all want a sexual partner with whom we can tell our deepest secrets and joys? Sure whatever. Do we all want the occasional bang-up against a chain-link fence behind a bar with no consequences? Hell Yeah ! ! But keep this in mind. Never shall the two meet.

And one more thing girls...

Best friends are all nice and sweet to have around.
But friends with benefits thats like a Sore Dick and a Royal flush...You just cant beat it!

I love y'all, but you know that....

Heather B

Anyone who knows him,
Knows this is NO lie...