Scenester

I am a scenester/hipster/whatever the fuck you wanna call me. I go to the local art school in your town and major in painting/film/fashion design/graphic design/creative writing...in other words im majoring in retail management/unemployment. I like to buy hundreds of dollars of cds or records(if im really cool) but thats ok though cause my income is most likely completely subsidized by my parents or im a trust fund baby. I'm bisexual and like making out with people in public, especially if they are the same sex as me, cause then people will know how open minded i am. Apparently now its cool for me to put lots of product and dye in my hair, so i resemble something from a late nineties nu-metal band. Oh I also like to wear designer clothes and accessories like Chanel earings and Louis Vuitton knock-off wallets and bags, high-fashion is so cool, but i dont seriously like it, its just ironic you know. Oh, high society is really cool also, i like to talk about the Hilton sisters and how "fabulous" they are, they fuckin rock. Got any coke???? .....