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About Me

making things pretty. broccoli. french table wine. diamonds. fur...

My Interests

the heathers. late night snacks. milk chocolate. my dogs. stinky cheese. burritos. garlic sriracha. pajamas. nice bedding. hot rollers. space heaters. cigarettes. potting plants. butterfly kisses. eskimo kisses. being happy. staring at the clouds. rainy weather. warm weather. san francisco. good moisturizer. honey mustard. fresh flowers. warm laundry. the smurfs. baby talking.

I'd like to meet:

Gary Oldman.

Music:

yanni

Movies:

grey gardens

Television:

the colbert report

Books:

Us Weekly and only Us Weekly

Heroes:

Little Edie.

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Lady Danger on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:17:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Lady Danger on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:00:00 PST

i wish i was

In a Past Life.....http://images.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/past -life.jpg" height="100" width="100">You Were: A Gorgeous Assassin.Where You Lived: Texas.How You Died: The Plague.Who'>http://www....
Posted by Lady Danger on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:27:00 PST

oh no!

in a moment of madness, perhaps brought on by too much allergy medication or the fact that i got to act out on my fantasy of throwing a drink in some guy's face this weekend, I cut off ALL my ban...
Posted by Lady Danger on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

single again

Okay everyone, I'm officially single again and I'm thinking of moving back to SF.  I need a place to stay...
Posted by Lady Danger on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:11:00 PST

Am I really a narcissistic, histrionic, antisocial bitch?

Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||||||||| 38% Schizoid |||||| 26% Schizotypal |||||||||| 34% Antisocial |||||||||||||||||| 74% Borderline |||||||||||| 42% Histrionic |||||...
Posted by Lady Danger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drowning in a Sea of Del Taco

I unwrapped it, stared at it. Marvelled at its' glory. It was warm on my fingertips. There it sat before me, almost a foot long, the width of my calf. "It's so big," I thought, "I can't possibly f...
Posted by Lady Danger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I saw something really gross on my way to work today...

I was walking out of BART and saw a package of bologna with only one slice left and a cockroach just huddled on it. It remains as one of the most disgusting images I've ever seen. Ew, and under flou...
Posted by Lady Danger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Skinny white boys who wear tight pants please read

I am SO over guys wearing girls jeans super tight so their asses look small and puny.  It's just not cute/sexy in any way attractive, ok?  I know exactly what look you're going for and take ...
Posted by Lady Danger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you know yer indie...

You're a Riot Grrl. You love the rockin' sound ofloud women, and rightfully so. You're probablyan activist of some sort. And yes, you'reright, not all Riot Grrls are lesbians. Justmost. You Know Yer...
Posted by Lady Danger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST