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About Me

Shortly after being born I was seperated from my family. I was found near death in the woods by a small herd of ninjas. They have since raised me in the wild as one of their own clan....................................................

My Interests

ninjitsu, prowling on rooftops, shuriken, books and scrolls, art, graffiti, Industrial design, product design, concept art, music, and of course long walks down the beach especially here in denver.

I'd like to meet:

a hot samurai chick who's skill with the sword is unparalleled or someone who understands that failure is a very neccesary and unavoidable step on the road to success. either or

Music:

Sage Francis, Buck 65, Atmosphere, any intelligent underground hip hop, and as of late hippy jam bands (seriously). I suppose I've always loved classic rock (thanks dad). paul simon, prince paul, mc paul barmen BJORK so on and so forthim all about the ambient music and epic movie soundtracks when im working

Movies:

The fifth element, akira, ninja scroll, Indiana Jones, and yes i really liked forest gump. oh crap the goonies is an old school winner.

Television:

The greatest show of all time was FUTURAMA. thats the simple truth and not an opinion. This is reflected in the fact that it was cancelled after the fourth season. Damn the masses! also invader zim never got enough credit.They suck now but the A-team, dukes of hazard and Knight Rider used to rule. actually the a team and knight rider still rule, as does mcguyver**************************************************** ***************************THIS PARTS NEW:How the F*@K did i sleep on "Firefly" This show is cooler than 30 ninjas fighting 15 pirates, 5 penguinns, and 1 possessed ham sandwich ALL AT ONCE IN A CAGE DEATH MATCH.Seriously though its frickin awsome.and lastly smallville....i know its gay but god damn i love superman

Books:

The watchmen, V for Vendetta (alan moore the only comic writer nominated for a poulitzer), unfortuneatly these are soon to be crappy movies.The talisman (stephen king) straight up this book is damn good.Where the red fern grows will always have a spot in my emmotionaless black heart. so will old yella.All the tom sawyer and huck finn books. hmm it would appear I really like the stuff you read in like 7th grade.The dark elf trilogy is probably the best SET of books ive ever read.you can hate me but i hated catcher in the rye. that book sucks fart

Heroes:

My father and my mother no doubt. After that i can honestly say that only fictional characters and dead people have what it takes for me to look up to. Spiderman, indiana jones, batman, and of course the mighty superman. I have great respect for Socrates, and Leonardo Da vinci.ps. wolverine can blow me. WHAT A SELL OUTOPTIMUS PRIME IS THE SHIT!! although he'll probably be lame as fuck in the new movie

My Blog

The new Rambo was actually pretty damn good.

first off...if you dont know who rambo is then your a nazi.  you should also be advised that rambo can kill you from across town with his boner.   now go see the new rambo.if you do kno...
Posted by path one on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:28:00 PST

im thinking of posting a rambo blog.

so i saw the new rambo last night and it actually didnt suck.  Im thinking i might write a short blog about it.  Soooooo most likely my next blog will be about the new Rambo.
Posted by path one on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:36:00 PST

bull dikes and panic hour

so i was chilling at panic hour (when lancer lounge dishes out free stiff ass drinks on wednesdays). I was sitting at the bar with some homies. to my left was lil derek (mildly shrooming) two my rig...
Posted by path one on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:12:00 PST

today i cleaned out my car

Today I cleaned out my car.  Anyone who knows me knows I've been more or less rolling in a moving dumpster lately.  Along with a ton of your "average garbage and fast food wrappers" I found ...
Posted by path one on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:27:00 PST

st patty's day

For st patty's i decided to avoid downtown at all costs. Oddly enough i ended up bowling with Bukue one and Tajai from the mighty Souls of Mischief crew. If your a hip hop head at all you'll know t...
Posted by path one on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:57:00 PST

e brake

many of your here in denver have been complaining about this highly unusual winter and its recockulous amounts of snow and ice. all i have to say is if you havent been using your e brake to bust all...
Posted by path one on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

my shlong in target superstore

what are the odds?? Im gonna be honest here, on occasion my wang pops out the hole in my boxers, i believe this is common for most men.   also on occasion i find myself with my zipper down, i mea...
Posted by path one on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:12:00 PST

machette in my trunk

today i put my machette back in the trunk. a week ago i bought an ice scraper, but then my dumb ass left it in the house. we had the blizzard while i was at a buddies. i was kicking myself when fou...
Posted by path one on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:21:00 PST

Big Burque

On one of my recent visits to Albuquerque I awoke in the morning (or noonish) and happened to walk into my back yard. I found my younger brother Tim with a wagon full of water balloons. He also had a ...
Posted by path one on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 04:36:00 PST